Abuja @fuckABJ

Memes, banter, and bad decisions. Chelsea Fan💙 | Sports Data Analyst Joined July 2026

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$Po 🇳🇬🪖 @dolapo_young02

2 hours ago

“I don chop that girl before ”nah so so girls you sabi chop to chop wire nah war 😒

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AYO_OLA❤️🩵🤍 @Talkwith_Ayoola

8 hours ago

Person no even dey horny again these days, Tinubu don spoil person libido 😒

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💀 @Rogue2140

a hour ago

What about us ?? What about our kids you wanted to give birth to ? 🥲😪

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💀 @Rogue2140

a hour ago

No matter how hard you try mehn some people were born to serve others you can’t change that 😪😪😪

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Abuja @fuckABJ

a hour ago

@Rogue2140 Nothing for them

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💀 @Rogue2140

a hour ago

Justice for poor girls o

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Abuja @fuckABJ

a hour ago

@_TheOnlyPrince Because I'm actually the bad guy

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ᴍʏʟᴇꜱ @_TheOnlyPrince

6 hours ago

They always make it look like you are the bad one in the story.

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y☄️ @ylazy8

7 hours ago

Me after marrying her when she's in her final year so that my surname is on her degree

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pretty 😍 @TessyMartin1

21 hours ago

Day school or Boarding school?

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Amelia X @AmeliaNovaX

3 hours ago

Don't discover your strength by thinking about it. You discover it by doing what you once believed you couldn't.

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Umukoro Goodluck @goodluck44580

14 hours ago

7K don enter! 🥳🔥 Congratulations to me! Una dey make this journey sweet. We keep grinding, no stopping!💪🏾❤️🚀

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💀 @Rogue2140

2 hours ago

Some people Dey eggs, Some boil I wan fertilize yours 🥲🙂

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Victor @Victor6b

5 hours ago

If you tweet at 2am, someone somewhere is definitely awake.

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AYO_OLA❤️🩵🤍 @Talkwith_Ayoola

14 hours ago

This is absolutely one of the ways to figure out how much you love someone and how much they love you, if your pains doesn’t hurt them, move on!!

BOLA🎀 @mo_bolaa

14 hours ago

One thing about happiness, it feels even better when the people you love are happy too.🤍 May we all win in ways that make us genuinely happy for one another.🙏🏽

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Abuja @fuckABJ

a hour ago

@EdwardEnoch042 Slacked kuntus

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VIC @heisvic3

9 hours ago

Me in primary school watching my crush walk towards the teacher with the love letter i wrote🥲

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Manchester United was so poor yesterday that you don't even have any particular person in the club you can pour your frustrations on. the entire team were playing shit. The attackers, the midfielders, the Defense, the coach, the board, they all have a problem., they're all clueless. We entered the season with the hypes of winning trophies. But, now after few matches, all those hopes are gone.