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Your daily dose of hilarious tweets. Have fun reading them. #Contact: [email protected] #TEAMFOLLOWBACK d-e-f-1-n-1-t-y.tumblr.com Joined May 2012-
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, don't expect me to pick up..
Wearing earphones while on the laptop but not listening to music. anyone else ?
Eating for me is like having sex. "Do not disturb right now."
That Taylor Swift song that talks about everything you're going through...
"Are you feeling cold?" "No! I'm on vibrate mode."
"All the Single Ladies, put your hands up!" LOL JK put them back down you're single for a reason.
That awkward moment when you realize you’re walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.
When people say "When I was little I used to..." and I'm just sitting there awkwardly like "Umm I...still do that..."
fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. rtewete fi yuo aer smrat..
You're not a slut? So what are you a volunteer prostitute?
FACT- Not all goodbyes are sad. EXAMPLE: "Goodbye class."
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
When I'm bored, I text a random number saying "I hid the body...now what?"
That awkward moment when you try to kill a baby, but all he gets is a lightning shaped scar on his forehead & half your powers.
Teachers: "Turn off your cell phones" Students: *sets cell phone on vibrate*
The awkward moment when you find a hair in your food. -
Dear CatDog, Please tell me how you poop. I have wondered for so long. Sincerely, a confused fan..
Spend your life with someone who makes you happy, not someone you need to impress.
When you wake up Monday morning...And contemplate seriously injuring yourself, just so you don't have to attend classes.
Jeremiah Todi @JeremiahTodi3
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MONICA MAKHUBELA @monicamisp
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F I Y I N !! @Phyyene_DaDon
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TwerkMANCHESTER @TwerkMCR
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Helen @lenzibop
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90’s FYNE @simone_jaee
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Lombook~ @brian11767
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KIWALEIS INVESTMENT L... @kiwaleis
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Só mais uma belieber @SOSartistas
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Tee Drake @tee_drake
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cortez @cortez14303
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Antwione Shackelford @AShack202
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Elle Draper @Elle_Draper
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donnette c - lee @sexydonnette
21 Followers 111 Following I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST JESUS WHO STRENGTHEN ME!!!!
Blue 💙💙 @bluedabarbie
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Valimoy @valimoy
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kambingbakarcairo @kambg_bkr_cairo
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britt @brittanyy_dunn
492 Followers 750 Following
jessica anderson @junkyjess
188 Followers 2K Following Simon mcallister @3stixVanJammers is a lying, cheating cunt... Like most men!! CHEAT!!!! On me, his ex, his ex ex ... Join the list!!!
Titan Motoring @TitanMotoring1
15 Followers 34 Following Built on customer service, trust, and quality workmanship, Titan Motoring is changing the custom automotive game.
iplanpartiesMVP @iplanpartiesya
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Seyon Hundeyin @Hundeyin1
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Aymen Vagigou @AymenVagigou
17 Followers 118 Following
Nina Malik ♥ @NinaMalikHoran
537 Followers 1K Following Hello!My name is Nina,im DIRECTIONER FOREVER!♥ I love ONE DIRECTION♥ ! 1D please FOLLOW ME!
Alex Gee @AlexGee1985
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soph @dixon_sophie
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Leah Macaraeg @4vrOneDirection
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#9yearsmcfly @JamesBourneFanX
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nina babette @NinaBabette
103 Followers 232 Following When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.
Life Notes @ThemLifeNotes
618 Followers 1K Following You just walk in and out of my life while I'm trying hard to stay in yours.
Anuki ♔♥ @anukeeeey
158 Followers 1K Following 18y/o Sri Lankan NZer in Australia. I ♥ singing & dancing! directioner♥ jonas♥ ed sheeran♥ wat♥ 7/02/13♥ met American Authors 21/04/14♥방탄소년단 ♥ 1D 11/02/15♥
La chica de pelo rosa... @PauDeLasMareas
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Si @coopermatic
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The Rain Fools @TheRainFools
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Blujay Austin @ABluJay
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KYD-MANI @ty_mani
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IYAN @INYOURAREANOW
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KAL. C @kalseychow_2PM
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Chicx @omfgchika
535 Followers 694 Following Bitch better have my money but sadly I'm broke af so just get the fck out of here bitch! And I'll tweet what I want to❤️
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