Jayden @functionalpenis
He/Him I have things to say FunctionalPenisLand Joined November 2024-
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How it feels to look thru your camera roll and see yourself
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Ugh I need Rick Prime to hold Morty down and
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he had no idea they were gonna play in his face
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Antis: we're the normal people Also antis:
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when you have a friend
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They keep forcing him to kill himself and hang himself how is he still alive
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be moe with papa❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Pls stop drawing incest art I keep masturbating uncontrollably when I see it. It's a real medical issue guys.
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i hate when people say "morty prime and rick C-137 isn't incest because that's not technically his morty" like stop 😭😭😭 you're making my dick soft 😭😭😭😭😭
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hes so happy to see jessica omg omg theyre so cute MR NIMBUS GET THE FUCK OFF THE SCREEN!!!!
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Aww they're so cute! I love completely platonic family bonding activities like being shirtless and watching your own grandson orgasm repeatedly from your own invention!! Let's not forget to wipe his memory after too!!
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Left wingers are posting AI generated gigachad GIFs and right wingers are writing genderswapped Harry Potter fanfiction
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