Functionario @functionario
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Ange Postecoglou launches a passionate defence of his Tottenham Hotspur team after their 2-1 defeat to Aston Villa 🗣️
It’s almost like we’re missing our: • Starting goalkeeper • Starting center back • Other starting center back • Backup center back • Starting left back • Starting defensive midfielder
It’s almost like we’re missing our: • Starting goalkeeper • Starting center back • Other starting center back • Backup center back • Starting left back • Starting defensive midfielder
Making Son change his style of play from a dynamic “get in behind” playing on the shoulder type, to playing with his back to goal and trying to hold it up. Might be the dumbest tactical change in football history. I really hate Conte. 🙄
I’m no fan of The Queen but meeting Liz Truss and then immediately dying is a move I respect.
"She wants to criminalise dissent against poverty." @RMTunion's Eddie Dempsey reacts to the Tory leadership candidates' pledge to make all strikes illegal
I don't know why Starmer thought it was a good idea to go to Liverpool.
Gary Neville "Arsenal were brutalised by 60,000 Spurs fans last Thursday" what a quote.
As sadly true as it is, brilliant
Gary Neville is the people's hero right now. Unreal piece of television about the European Super League.
RIP Frank Worthington. One of the 70’s football greats and only 8 England caps...
RIP Frank Worthington. One of the 70’s football greats and only 8 England caps...

THFC_xlm @THFC_xlm
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