funkfaker @funkfaker
Joined March 2008-
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Dear Adobe products "paste in front," I love you.
WORK COMPUTER PLEASE COME BACK TO ME I NEED YOU
MS Word : Adobe InDesign :: rollerskates : Ferarri
Dear sun: You stay gone longer and longer each day. Are we still friends? Your friend, Anchorage, Alaska.
I love hot fries, but how did Andy Capp become the mascot? It's a delicious snack championed by a drunken lout.
Why will I do anything someone with a classy British accent tells me to?
And then there were two... Sea Monkey death watch begins.
It took me three days to find my glasses because they were IN MY GLASSES CASE.
@ reeshman: and don't say "dude who ran into the sprinklers" cuz I call dibs.
@Reeshman: which tool academy tool would you be?
Does it really matter what color Ms. Butterworth is?
I hate chocolate tootsie pops. That's how come I eat all the other flavors and bring the chocolate ones to work. Candy=popularity.
This morning I dreamed I was in a brawl in a locker room and I spin-kicked myself onto the bedroom floor.
Saw Max Blumenthal speak today. Check out his book "Republican Gomorrah." Max is pretty easy on the eyes... Mmm... Foxy politicos.
My Jacqueline Susanne novel ended in an LSD orgy freakout. WTF, Jackie!?
If you're over 25, don't try to match a 22-year-old drink-for-drink.
Why do you need to be 18+ to buy a pregnancy test? Way to go, Alaska!
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