Matt Walker @funnymatt

Comedian, writer, actor, nerd, gamer. Co-host of #TheNightTimeShow. Shorty Award winner for #Comedian in 2012. Trek is better than Wars. [email protected] funnymatt.com Orion-Cygnus Arm, Milky Way Joined February 2009

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Matt Walker @funnymatt

3 weeks ago

There are a lot of people on here chastising some for not caring about Charlie Kirk the way they do, who just a week ago were cheering on the cold blodded murder of a dozen Venezuelans committed by the administration they adore.

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Matt Walker @funnymatt

6 months ago

I love LA

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Matt Walker @funnymatt

9 months ago

I shouldn't have to say this, but as an American I'm opposed to military action in Canada, Mexico, Panama, Greenland, Denmark, Taiwan, Iran, Syria, and every other nation that is being threatened by our president.

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Matt Walker @funnymatt

11 months ago

You should vote for Steve Garvey if you are on the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame Veteran's Committee. No one else should.

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11 months ago

If we vote wrong, we're going to have press secretary Tony Hinchcliffe.

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11 months ago

.@JomboyMedia might actually cry when he does a breakdown video on that Freddie Freeman grand slam.

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11 months ago

I can't wait to get the Freddie Freeman bat held high after his grand slam bobblehead next year

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Matt Walker @funnymatt

12 months ago

Someone go check on Miguel Vargas- he might need a little cheering up right now.

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12 months ago

Extend Lincoln Riley!

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12 months ago

The Mets claim to be the team of Grimace, but it turns out they're the team of the Grandma McFlurry.

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Matt Walker @funnymatt

12 months ago

Edie Falco is trending? I made this dumb image years ago and now it's my time to shine.

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12 months ago

The only non-rematch possibility for the World Series is Mets vs Guardians. Yankees-Mets would be a rematch of 2000, Guardians-Dodgers would be a rematch of 1920, and Yankees-Dodgers would be a rematch of 1941, 1947, 1949, 1952, 1953, 1955, 1956, 1963, 1977, 1978, and 1981.

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Matt Walker @funnymatt

12 months ago

I want to give a shout out to the manager at the @Walgreens in Pico Rivera for ensuring that my photo order was taken care of after an issue today. They did a great job of making it right, and it makes me feel like I'm making a good choice when shopping there.

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Matt Walker @funnymatt

a year ago

Good riddance to the betting pedophile Pete Rose

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a year ago

Since the precedent is to replace the candidate after a disastrous debate, who is going to run instead of Trump?

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Matt Walker @funnymatt

a year ago

The only Ronald Reagan movie I want to see is one where the star goes back in time and gets John Hinkley to do some target practice.

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Matt Walker @funnymatt

a year ago

That quake's going to keep my Dodger bobbleheads bobbling for a while.

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Matt Walker @funnymatt

a year ago

The tech for these earthquake alerts is pretty impressive- my phone told me to expect a magnitude 5+ quake about 10-15 seconds before it hit. Good job to whoever is in charge of that stuff.

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Matt Walker @funnymatt

a year ago

I just wish The Democrats would try as hard to beat Republicans as they do to beat the left wing of their own party. I guess beating Trump isn't as important to them as they say it is.