Garner Gopher @garner_gopher

My head pops up from time to time, the things I share might tend to rhyme. You can run and hide, complain and pout, but in the end the Gopher finds outs. Garner, NC Joined December 2017

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Garner Gopher @garner_gopher

7 years ago

Please tell me some more about your midterm nightmare. Too much stress and life is unfair? Stop your bitching; I've heard enough. You have a shower; I have to lick my nuts! 🌰🌰🌰

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Garner Gopher @garner_gopher

7 years ago

I will not deny the move was traumatic. I was stuffed in a box coved in plastic. It took 5 months to chew my way out, but the Gopher's back bitches with maximum CLOUT!

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Garner Gopher @garner_gopher

8 years ago

The days are numbered as we end a semester. We will watch the late work grow and fester. These kids will whine, beg and complain, but the crooked-ass chair legs will remain the same...

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Garner Gopher @garner_gopher

8 years ago

_y oh _y, what a _arvel, the new _ain gy_ that shine & sparkle. _aybe it's _e, it could be nothing, but doesn't it see_ to be _issing so_ething? @Garner_HS @GMHSBBALL

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Garner Gopher @garner_gopher

8 years ago

School is canceled, oh what joy! What else will the weather try and destroy? Don't get me wrong the snow is quite mellow, and just for fun I made some yellow.

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Garner Gopher @garner_gopher

8 years ago

2 hour release because you bitch and moan, now the Garner Gopher is all alone, waiting til morning with ice-cold feet, can some please come and fix the fucking heat!

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Garner Gopher @garner_gopher

8 years ago

Listen up little girl with your Santa Claus socks, this floor is disgusting, so put on your Crocs! 🤮

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Garner Gopher @garner_gopher

8 years ago

Half day tomorrow, oh what fun! Only 4 short hours and you all are done. Rumor has it, however, as sad as it may be, teachers can't leave until the clock strikes 3...

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Garner Gopher @garner_gopher

8 years ago

Christmas spirit is in the air, teachers show videos without any care. The kids are all absent, the classrooms are trashed, those boys by the bus lot smell like holiday hash.