A seagull by an Orkney shore. Tony Soper - eat your heart out!
@gdfellows I think that looks like what we Orcadians call a Mallimak, or a kittiwake, as they're more correctly known. They nest in banks along the seashore and vomit on people who get too close to their nests. I see you have a caution notice up, so you probably knew that already.
@gdfellows It's nice up north. At least Tony Soper has a full set of fingers to hold his binoculars, unlike poor Terry Nutkins who lost part of 2 fingers to an otter named Edal who didn't like the smell of his jumper.
@gdfellows Whatever happened to Tony Soper? (John Shuttleworth song?)
@gdfellows Look out..CLIIIIIIIIFF!
@gdfellows Seagull in flight, I want to see y.... Ooopf! No, that was Pigeons wasn't it.