geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

I never liked Tom & Jerry, I preferred Coyote vs Roadrunner, despite the major plot hole of how Coyote had money to order all those ACME products but never ordered food! #throwback

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

6 years ago

Never marry your first love. Your first love isn’t your best love. #jokes #firstlove #divorce #marriage #marriagetips

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

6 years ago

Happy Pride Month! Pro tip: it’s not polite to OUT people. You don’t know their situation. Keep it fabulous!! Thank you! #HappyPrideMonth #lgbtq #respectthecloset #ProTip

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

7 years ago

Never go hard Day 1. #edcvegas #raveradvice #howtostayalive #edcvegastips #jokes #howtosurvivethedesert #desert #musicfestivalsbelike #raver

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

7 years ago

Yup! Spring is punching the shit out of my face via sneezing. This wasnt what I had in mind for “spring showers.” #jokes #spring #allergies #sneezing

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

7 years ago

Lol! And I’m still late anyway looool

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

7 years ago

Some people can't handle any pain. They can't even take an insult. #jokes #gangstergoth #FBteamgangstergoth

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

7 years ago

California winters call for Cuffing Season and Sweater Weather. Cardigans are lovely because they’re like long sleeve shirts without the Commitment, and not as hard to get out of lol! #jokes #commitment #sweaterweather #california #cuffingseason

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

7 years ago

Remember: someone’s hateful opinion of you is only a projection of themselves and how they “think,” not you. Party on, Wayne! And always be true to yourself regardless, B! #truth #projection #ignorancelovescompany

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

7 years ago

Beanies. Pros: warm, soft, head covering retaining your precious body heat. Cons: hat hair worse than bed-head. #jokes #beanies #hathair #bedhead

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

7 years ago

I have a new dating rule: if we can’t be friends first, I don’t wantchu! Lol! #dating #newrule #datingtips #tips #CantWeGetToKnowEachOtherFirst #damn

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

7 years ago

There’s a difference between “EdGy” and “asshole.” Choose wisely. May the odds be ever in your favor. #jokes #edgy #assholism

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

7 years ago

Big-tough-high-and-mighty egotism is bullshit and a highway to disappointment for everyone lol!! #ego #chillout

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

7 years ago

What a great weekend in Sacramento as genderbend Sexy Jason and my friend as genderbend The Crow #nofilter #costumes #genderbend #JasonvsTheCrow #ifinkyoufreaky #Jason #TheCrow #Sacramento #pubcrawl

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geekykoalabear @geekykoalabear

7 years ago

Everyone demonizes the friend zone, but that’s your audition bitch! Try out! If you can’t be friends, there’s no point! #friendzone #dating #creeps #startingzone