Gemma Clair @Gem_Clair

learning support assistant, occasional writer, drinks too much coffee. | she/her Joined January 2010

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Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford

5 years ago

Today’s Guardian. A letter that will punch the breath from you 💔 #Partygate

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Nigella Lawson @Nigella_Lawson

5 years ago

Important thread on #thecostofliving by @BootstrapCook

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Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis

5 years ago

Y’all. My mind just exploded.

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Gemma Clair @Gem_Clair

5 years ago

@NonPratt @ShinraAlpha Seconded. x

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC

5 years ago

Blue canarye yn the outlette by the lighte swicche Who watcheth ovir thee Craft a litel birdde-hous yn thy soule

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Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow

5 years ago

We’re definitely in act two of Into the Woods.

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Gemma Clair @Gem_Clair

5 years ago

@ShinraAlpha @itssarahmydudes You should have that on a t-shirt. x

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Plague Poems @PlaguePoems

5 years ago

Do not let the fact that it could have been even worse lead you to forget that it did not have to be this bad.

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Matt Charlton @Matt_Charlton

5 years ago

‘Exercise your best judgement’ says Boris Johnson to country that elected him Prime Minister.

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Gemma Clair @Gem_Clair

6 years ago

Whilst working behind a bar, a regular said, 'You're very graceful. You would have made a lovely ballerina if it weren't for your hips.'

compliments aside for a moment: what's your favourite *insult* you've ever received? On the subway, this guy a few seats over looked at me then said to his friend "why do all these gamer girls look like Skrillex, man?" To this day it gives me joy every time I think of it.

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Gemma Clair @Gem_Clair

6 years ago

@ShinraAlpha Yes, absolutely. The other one that lives in my head is 'Mortgage Point! 487 double 1, double 1!'

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Gemma Clair @Gem_Clair

6 years ago

@ShinraAlpha Well, they are. Also circles are blue and triangles are yellow.

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@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison

6 years ago

A woman in a yellow coat and a beret just walked past my house and I feel it shows enormous restraint on my part that I didn't immediately rush out and shout, "'Ave you seen me friend? Kimberleh?"

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Gemma Clair @Gem_Clair

6 years ago

@books_north I may have been halfway through a large scone when the idea occured...! 😆

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Gemma Clair @Gem_Clair

6 years ago

Toby's Bakery Toby bakes tasty treats for friends all week long, but when his birthday comes around, no cards arrive! Can a surprise at the weekend cheer him up? (With 5 simple recipes to bake at home, illus. in Toby's recipe book.) #CBNPitch2021 #NE #picturebook @books_north

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Gemma Clair @Gem_Clair

6 years ago

Isobel The Brave. The bravest - and only! - knight in her tiny kingdom, Isobel heads out on a quest to investigate a Horrible Howling in the mountains, but soon discovers that being brave is good, but being kind is better. (4-6yrs) #CBNPitch2021 #NE #picturebook @books_north

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NHS Million @NHSMillion

6 years ago

Hearing our Health Secretary say there has never been a shortage of PPE is an insult to the doctors and nurses who were forced to go onto the frontlines wearing bin bags. We lost 850 healthcare workers. RT if you stand with NHS staff.

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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana

6 years ago

Matt Hancock should resign.

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Gemma Clair @Gem_Clair

6 years ago

@arrivanortheast Hi. I need to get from Ferryhill to Durham. I know that the Sapphire 7 is currently not serving Ferryhill, so where can I catch this service from? Thanks.