ever since i learned “the eagle always faces forward” is an official USPS slogan it’s been a near-constant struggle not to mutter it like a cryptic greeting to every mail carrier i see
“i’m a mail carrier and i’ve never heard this” don’t believe their lies — investigate what they don’t want you to know… #TEAFF
@generalslug @BrettRedacted If you really want to get their goat, paint this on your mailbox
@generalslug Can't go wrong with a tagline involving eagles
@generalslug @pinealdecalcify I'm a retired letter carrier and I don't remember ever hearing that saying.
@generalslug always.... (in hushed whispers)
@generalslug Retired postal worker. Never heard that in 30 years
@generalslug The Crying of Lot 49 kind of sucked the oxygen out of the room for postal service conspiracy literature, huh