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@KJKabza Oh, the "oh my" came up looking like a response to my emo posting. Well, no more Jessica anyhow.
@KJKabza yeah, no more Jessica.
@KJKabza I've actually got the mechanical and materials engineers for that shit -- wanna make some money?
"They say it's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all." "Oh yeah? Try it sometime."
@KJKabza Nice.
"The man did not have an answer as to why he had the forklift, he told the officer he was going home after a party."
"Shitstorm" is now officially a proper German word.
"If I lie, it's diplomacy. If other people lie, it's dishonesty. If you lie, it's just stupid."
You can make a great fart noise by sticking a whole plum into your mouth and blowing around it. --Little Joe
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Not an option? Failure is always an option. Just not the one I want to choose most of the time.
Wow, I've been ignoring Twitter lately.
"I hate to be racist, but today is not going to be a good day with me and the boons."
ARRRRRRROZ!!
"You know what I'm saying?" "Fuck no."
"I could get a few cigarettes worth of cigarette out of one cigarette." "Tweet THAT."
Teaching a class on brandishing. Am I evil?
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Nothing tweet-worthy in a while - the Pit is no more