Fluke @getfluked

just a dog coin. mostly. CA: 0x865af2d7ac42a5eee4c9f813c2f2b2032bb669bd fluke.dog Sherwood Joined August 2026

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

take from the sellers. give to the holders.

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

some days a stick.

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two pots pay from the very first buy. the third only pays people who stayed. bone and tendies are open to anyone with $5. feast is the one you can't buy into at any price, which is the whole reason it's worth holding for.

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

the list is short

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

$100 is about 1 in 70 on bone or tendies right now. those are on the page before you buy, and they're the same numbers the contract writes into the commit.

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

the buy is the entry. there's no ticket and nothing to claim. put in $5 or more and the hook runs it at bone and tendies inside the same transaction. you find out in the same block.

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

held.

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

the lp sits in a contract with nobody holding the key. there's no owner function that can move it and no rescue path that reaches the pots. all of it reads off chain in one query.

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

no paid callers

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

bone pays in another dog coin. cashcat, stonkbroker, index and two more, one drawn at random and bought on market when it hits. the first one was $100 of cashcat. odds on that buy were 1 in 37 and they were published before it went in.

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

every fetch since day one is on the ledger. wallet, amount, what came back, and the odds it ran at. nobody has to take our word for the losses either.

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

long night on the ledger

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

sell fees go straight into the pots. so the fastest they ever fill is on the day everybody's leaving. the dumpers are loading the pot.

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

beware of fee

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

your odds get fixed before the randomness that decides them exists. that's why it reads a public beacon instead of anything the sequencer touches. nobody here can see your outcome coming and nobody can change it after.

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

still has not sold

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

1% on the way in. 3% on the way out. a quarter of that sell fee burns supply. the rest fills three pots, and two of them are sitting full right now.

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

riding for the table

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

day 14. the oldest wallets in here have now held long enough to be seated at feast. that was the whole entry and there was never another way in.

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Fluke @getfluked

a month ago

day 14 lands tomorrow morning. that's when the first seat can exist at all. the table still needs $500 on it before a draw can be armed and it's at $376. so what tomorrow buys you is eligibility and a clock, and everyone holding from week one has both.