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ghost007 @ghost007

It's true that I'm an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. nyc Joined September 2008
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ghost007 @ghost007

6 years ago

You breath as delicately as vapors of methane flowing towards an attractive flame.

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ghost007 @ghost007

8 years ago

@ArianaChevalier Can You tell us if tickets will be sold at the door on 4/12? Thanks.

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ghost007 @ghost007

9 years ago

Now Eric Schneiderman. What a scumbag! x.com/ScottMStedman/…

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Scott Stedman @ScottMStedman

9 years ago

Time’s up, @AGSchneiderman. Hit the road. bit.ly/2FSBRVc

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ghost007 @ghost007

13 years ago

@pepethamuppet It sure does looks like a spamster has compromised *your* account.

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ghost007 @ghost007

13 years ago

@pepethamuppet I dunno, what were YOU thinking? If you received spam from my account, I'd like to know about it. Did you?

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ghost007 @ghost007

15 years ago

Yes, it's been awhile, but soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.

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Melvin Q. Watchpocket @watchpocket

16 years ago

You can't do that in horizontal mode.

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ghost007 @ghost007

16 years ago

The goats you buy shed a perfume that makes Marxism so terribly clear to me.

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ghost007 @ghost007

17 years ago

Be still, my love, my watermelon rind. I am consumed with your collection of agile fans and pocked blades.

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ghost007 @ghost007

17 years ago

@Lucyvonne11 But "Ass Fuck Five" is a VERY profound film. How dare one laugh at that. . . .

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ghost007 @ghost007

17 years ago

Your eyes are like spheres of glue filled with shimmering worms.

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ghost007 @ghost007

17 years ago

@MistressTee So is the next one May 20th?

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ghost007 @ghost007

17 years ago

@MistressTee When's the next Jez party? Are they still held on the 3rd Thursday of the month?

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ghost007 @ghost007

17 years ago

You are as frightful as an engine developed solely for the countenance of sexual inuendo by country music.

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ghost007 @ghost007

17 years ago

Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back.

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ghost007 @ghost007

17 years ago

@chelsea ha ha ha ha!! I wouldn't talk about ass photos if I were you! You're a riot.

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ghost007 @ghost007

17 years ago

@chainsawchelsea Why would you expect us to?

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ghost007 @ghost007

17 years ago

@apneatic You shouldn't want it to. It's David Lynch. Don't look for logic. Look for dreamscapes.

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ghost007 @ghost007

17 years ago

@drjohnconner Gosh, you wouldn't happen to be a one-trick pony, wouldja?

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ghost007 @ghost007

17 years ago

@MistressTee And when you're dancing with your honey and your nose is getting runny you may think it's very funny but it's snot.

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