Glenny Ballsack @gigemdamnit
Miller Lite Enthusiast | Liar, Cheater, Stealer | 2021 42 Dominos Co-County Champ | Dixie Chicken Bouncer’s Worst Nightmare Aggieland Joined May 2022-
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The young calf has surpassed the old bull #thankspops
In Cam Skattebo we trust @gigemdamnit
Anyone else wish hot blondes weren’t the worst humans ever?
Woke up with yak all over the floor in my company sponsored hotel room. Either got promoted or fired last night. Find out Monday
The lion wears a t shirt to work on Friday’s (boss is on PTO)
My sons are gonna be so mad when I knock up this 4’11 Latina & they grow up to be 5’5 #hoopdreamsdead
Georgia not having to kick the pat to cover. Bad fucking beat
Bags went to baggage claim 12 in Chicago. Is this a sign???
Houston’s running back is my new favorite player. Blue collar lunch pail type of guy
Let the homeless guy join your table at the chicken #cbtm
@365Aggie Based on my search of NCAA records, stats, and reports, no college football player has been documented with 3 sacks on 3 consecutive plays before Cashius Howell did it today vs. Utah State. Impressive feat!
Nice to see a QB come in & actually make reads instead of trying to run every play @Gigem25
Hey Alexa, play Daddy’s home #humpitags
No way we’ve got UTSA & Texas State arguing academics
No way we’ve got UTSA & Texas State arguing academics

Amelia @AkterJoya14194
3 Followers 112 Following
Charles A. Young @chuck_a_young
1 Followers 60 Following go gators bitch | Creator of Ball Knowledge | 1998 JUCO POTY | Midget Lover | Leader of Kiffin Klub |
Buster Posey’s Burn... @PoseysBurner28
10 Followers 31 Following Sharp Sports Wagerer (occasionally),3x WS Champ & 7x All-Star for the SF Giants, now displaying my degeneracy to you guys. #LANK
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166 Followers 241 Following VPI Class of 1969 Kappa Sig Hazing Enforcer | semi pro jelqer | Pattern Recognizer | LANK
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Baxter McGovern @BaxMac420
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Ashleigh “Pledge Mo... @pledgemommy
20 Followers 36 Following Texas A&M ‘67 | Wife to Mike Elko | Former SAE Sweetheart 💜
Drewtamu @Drewtamu
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Stuart “Sue’Em”... @StuartBama69420
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Donald “Booger” J... @BoogerJohnson69
70 Followers 114 Following Unapologeticly Southern | UGA SAE ‘94 | Tulane Divinity ‘01 | WSMFP | Pro MMA Record 2-9 | JD Vance 2028 🇺🇸| Former D1 Freshman Cracker | Fuck Dixie Mae
John “Fastball” M... @fastball_j
153 Followers 136 Following A&M 88’| CPA | CFP |Memorial High School Thug Day Attendee | Unapologetically Conservative | F-250 King Ranch Owner| SAE Rush Week Drop 1984 |
Clint Dixon III, Esq. @ClintDixEsq
680 Followers 696 Following Vandy ‘86 | Dawg since 01 | 2008 SEC Tournament Survivor | 8k+ Zyn points | Stoic | Deep in Balboni’s Pockets | White Christian Nationalist
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471 Followers 227 Following AGGIE💕 | class of 2008 😅| former KSIG sweetheart❤️ | used to date BMOC ‘06😘| went to 10 different Nola formals freshman year 💛💚💜 | ZTA alumn👑🩵🤍 #OTBGC
dove bluejay @dovebluejay69
174 Followers 153 Following grit city resident. #rapeeverybody #rollwave
Duncan “Darty” Ke... @DuncanKegsworth
131 Followers 305 Following Miss 83-85, 23-25 | ΣΧ | Expelled for hosting “experimental parties” | Majoring in cranking hog, minoring in STD acquisition | Freshman hunter | Livin on campus
Armaan “Bag” Gold... @AGoldberg123
12 Followers 26 Following Beer Consumer. 6’5. Hate Faggots and Chinese. Curry Muncher. Ball Knower. H-E-B Bathroom Coke Sniffer. #LANK
Theodore “dude” G... @theogarfunkle
30 Followers 57 Following UGA class of 03 | -2 handicap | Professional hater | Semi-pro drinker | Ball Knower
Andy North’s backup... @Ban_LongPutters
137 Followers 429 Following “Da Snowman”(main: @SadBadgerFan)| My golf burner’s burner | Have read two Bukowskis | Walker of golf courses | Resist golf cart propaganda | #ShrinkTheGame🔎⛳️
BKB, CPA @fwgolfguy
289 Followers 154 Following West Side Golf Guy. Lefty Gang. CPA. Business Owner. BMFS
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48 Followers 762 Following
Kelsey Gemini @kels2648
42 Followers 2K Following
Chene Boy @trucknuts67
92 Followers 94 Following 2013 Chevy Silverado owner / student loan free / shitter fixer / frat boy hater / rollin coal
Craig Shilo @Craig_Shil0
578 Followers 118 Following Eggo waffle enthusiast | Texas A&M | Ravenclaw | Grape ice Escobar advocator | Townhall 11 in CoC
TBA Takeover @maroonwhitebias
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Josh Winter @JoshWinter0
123 Followers 948 Following Husband, Father, part time hockey player and golfer, full time trader
Richard "Dick" Smelli... @skibidydawg
106 Followers 191 Following University of Georgia Alumnus | USA Certified Munch | PM/S&B loyalist | Amateur Leg Mover | Future IFBB Pro
Bronson “MeatMissle... @BMcwonders33149
151 Followers 393 Following Miss St. ‘87 ΣX, FB/LB ‘83-87, I muck barn, born south of the Mason-Dixon, Day trader, Crypto connoisseur, Fruzz Hunter, Tupelo MS by way of Decatur AL
Spartacus @AscendantVoyage
313 Followers 1K Following Made the millions and realized it’s both not enough and at the same time means nothing. Private mentorship available , if you are ready. DM
Ryan Swope’s burner @Goonchamp93
13 Followers 23 Following 2012 whiteboy of the year runner up| previously banned| Gig em | Johnny football fan | I tweet to myself | preserve western culture
Rupert Hillcock III @BonerBurt_TheOG
170 Followers 83 Following Jerkmate Premium Shareholder | Temu Aficionado | Manscaped 4.0 Owner | Big Lots Enthusiast | Antiques Roadshow Expert | Hold My Beer
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60 Followers 164 Following
Terry (Not lesbian) F... @JERSEYTERRYY
104 Followers 324 Following Worlds Biggest PickEm Slut. Heavy Tendency to Know Ball. Blocked by @mgoul. #SomeThingsAreBiggerThanSports
Vince Smith @Djmasterbate03
335 Followers 188 Following Trust fund enjoyer / Scratch golfer / Red Raider
John “Hung” Young @circumsizedmeat
0 Followers 10 Following TΣXAS A&M ‘89 | Avid Gambler | I love my wife and kids
Mitch Cumstein @iamtywebb15
8 Followers 46 Following Gamecocks ‘11 | Women’s Quad Enjoyer | Night Putter
Collin Malty-Brewskis @CBrewskis
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Scotty_Cameron_Golf_S... @ShopCamero91430
380 Followers 4K Following All Golf Accessories and putters available for sale with affordable prices DM for info/shippingworldwide🌐⛳️🏌️♂️dm or email: [email protected]
Steve Snicker @_Jehffy
169 Followers 696 Following 28. Blue Collar. Golf Addict. Tommy Fleet/Flight/Float-wood fan. Neal Shipley fan. Baker Mayfield fan. Bears fan.
cafucas @RMcristalino
252 Followers 4K Following Things that piss people: Everything. No matter what it is, people will argue about everything.
Chris Jans Levinson-G... @MSStateBetts
84 Followers 179 Following Can’t-Lose Parlays, Mississippi State, College Hoops, Ball-Knower, Warren Haynes, and Jerry Garcia.
Duncan mccockiner @myhornysun
79 Followers 75 Following Middle school dropout. 3x felon. 5x ex husband.
AJ Minter, LHP @realajminter
243 Followers 171 Following A&M ΔΚΕ ‘88. Get Minter up and movin around. 2yr/ 22 mil, NY Mets. 1x World Series champ. 2009 Matt Schaub air raid. Up and In fastballs.
Jimbo “QB guru” F... @jimbofisher420
354 Followers 433 Following 6’1. 280 lbs | Run the ball enthusiast | Former Texas A&M head coach | Ball Knower | TAMU ‘94 | “It’s a great day to have a day.”
Carole “Boo” Bask... @lilmissballerr
198 Followers 56 Following Messy bun, big mood, and blocked you just for fun. I am the table, bring a plate. This soft life came with a glock🖤
Richard “Dickcheese... @R1chardMcGee
137 Followers 89 Following SAE ‘94 | White CB lover | Proponent of three man weave | Blumpkin enjoyer | WANGHAF
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Hardhat @rooosterteeeth
536 Followers 630 Following 2x chlamydia survivor | Handjob enjoyer | Perfect afters attendance | Fuck the SEC
Big Burn 6️⃣4️�... @bigburn64
344 Followers 423 Following WPS - Chiefs - Preds - #FishFearMe - AWL - Proud part of #WizNation
Andy ❆ North @SadBadgerFan
965 Followers 2K Following Elite knower of ball | Golden age | ⟸Titleist⟹ / FootJoy | Resist golf cart propaganda...🚶🏻➡️…🏌🏻take a walk! #ShrinkTheGame 🔎⛳️ #GoPackGo
Jerry Beansprout @jerrybaglover
310 Followers 372 Following 3rd Amendment advocate. Wallace and Gromit enthusiast. I also love blow
dove bluejay @dovebluejay69
174 Followers 153 Following grit city resident. #rapeeverybody #rollwave
Mary Claire “MC” ... @skydogprincess
777 Followers 507 Following Married since ‘12 till forever | Wine, Botox & Lulu Lemon | Miss Header Pageant Runner-Up ‘08 | President of Titterbrook Smut Club | 269 Soul Cycle Week-Streak
Drewtamu @Drewtamu
4K Followers 2K Following I record my College Football and Aggie sports takes and put them on the internet | Rhoback Partner- 20% off first order: DREWTAMU | [email protected] DM Me!
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Chad “The Closer”... @reclinerking092
62 Followers 23 Following Cultist Class of ‘91 | Liberal Media Naysayer | Coors Light Connoisseur | 3x Marathon Runner
Dixie “Darlin” Be... @dixiedarlin2637
471 Followers 227 Following AGGIE💕 | class of 2008 😅| former KSIG sweetheart❤️ | used to date BMOC ‘06😘| went to 10 different Nola formals freshman year 💛💚💜 | ZTA alumn👑🩵🤍 #OTBGC
Foodacris @NormalNicePrsn
1K Followers 713 Following Take 6. I’ll behave this time Elon, I promise. South Carolina. The Glorious South. Libs get out. #BlockAllWomen
Trixie Fitzgerald @tricky_trixie_
492 Followers 169 Following AGGIE 🐶 | Former AXO and ΣX sweetheart 💓 | Went to NOLA formal 4x | Ex frat cooler painter | Derby days champ 🏆
Craig Shilo @Craig_Shil0
578 Followers 118 Following Eggo waffle enthusiast | Texas A&M | Ravenclaw | Grape ice Escobar advocator | Townhall 11 in CoC
Jackie Chu @QueefMurphy
377 Followers 293 Following ‘MSU 99. Professional woman respecter. Driving iron enthusiast
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Fem Rizzler @FemRizzler
8K Followers 8K Following In the process of a bodacious rebrand, but still here to torch woke retards!
David “Bean” Harm... @DHarmock
34 Followers 152 Following 6’3 | Texas Sports | 11.1 Handicap | Lucchese Maker | Water Park Enthusiast | 6’3 | Future President | 6’3 | Gig’Em
Jawn Deere @Johndeerel53833
262 Followers 438 Following 1998 All-District Runningback | Banned from the state of Montana | Go birds | Stoutland University alum
Marc Menchaca @MarcMencha98
43K Followers 196 Following ‘78 gig em. Retired firefighter. canceled 5x and counting. open. your. eyes. Christ is our only hope.
Richard Ryder @RickRyderSooner
2K Followers 477 Following Proud American, University of Oklahoma class of 1969. Golf enthusiast, 23 handicap. Opinions do not represent my business, not certified financial advice.
Dexter Wiggins M.D. @DexterWiggins_1
141 Followers 61 Following Proud Graduate of Texas A&M and Johns Hopkins. Chimys VIP. SAE Alumni
Brenda Andrews @Andrewsmomof4
2K Followers 216 Following Mom of 4, MSU ‘85, cold brew enthusiast, risk taker, Republican Party donor. 🇺🇸 I don’t drunk text, I drunk tweet🐥#divorcee
Bernard “Jester” ... @tiberdiehard
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Anita “Squeezy” H... @squeezyanita
184 Followers 81 Following Delta Gamma #AnchorsUp, Recently Divorced. Former child prodigy, now have a PhD in you know what. Also love a men’s 3-in-1 body wash.
Buck @Bucksterdson
1K Followers 528 Following Former Tide 5th year. 161 resting bpm. Early onset cirrhosis. Darius miles never pulled the trigger. Pier Enthusiast. No fly list member.
Capt. Whitaker @capt_whitaker
101 Followers 76 Following Retired commercial pilot (dishonorable discharge), stewardess slayer, crown and coke connoisseur, TAMC '82
Mike Hawk @beerguzzler6969
10 Followers 22 Following Beer enthusiast, Auburn ΣΝ Alum, single and looking for love #Gertrudeifyouseethiscomehomeimissyou #MAGA #retiredYN
Becky Treewater @beckywitht50357
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Bill Lancaster, MBA @Billy_Lancaster
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168 Followers 93 Following TAMU ‘17 | ΣAE Treasurer ‘15 | Alpha Kappa Alpha Houseboy ‘14 | MAKE TAMU FRAT AGAIN 🦅🇺🇸
Andrew “The Missile... @classof83ag
719 Followers 217 Following DieHard aggie alum class of 83, father, CPA, Football, IFC President ‘82-‘83, SEC enthusiast, Dallas Cowboys, Texas Rangers, Dallas Stars, MFFL. #MAGA #RETIRED
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Jeremy “Win” Lin @pinkstinkhole69
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