Greg I Telian PhD @gitelian
UCSF Postdoc in Mazen Kheirbek’s lab. Systems neuroscientist. Berkeley, CA Joined December 2014-
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using hierarchical Bayesian methods to fit cognitive RL models is more popular than ever!!🔥 Friday @ #RLDM2022 come learn how model development work is **critical** for success in making Bayesian versions of complex cognitive models, like our RL+WM model! @Anne_On_Tw #2.158
Haha. I had to repost this.
The Kheirbek lab in the Dept of Psychiatry and Behavioral Sciences at UCSF is hiring! We research the neural circuits that generate emotional behavior, and are looking for two junior specialists. More info below, and if interested email [email protected]!
Sooooo.. You’re telling me that I lose my 21K account for drawing cartoons ... but that people like #PaulGosar & #MarjorieTaylorGreene keep their accounts with hundreds of thousands of followers on Twitter? Are you fkn kidding me? #BanPaulGosar #BanMTG
Oh! As well as graduating I also just started a postdoc at UCSF with @mazen_kheirbek!
Hi everyone, I am happy to announce that I finally finished my PhD program! It’s surreal, I still can’t believe it.
Recruiting: #postdoc to study how non-neural dynamics impact #neuraldynamics + #behavior. Approach: #Multiphoton img/stim, new #bioluminescent & #neurophysiology tools. Many backgrounds appropriate. DM me, Pls RT thx! @CarneyInstitute @BrownUniversity buff.ly/2T5UCkq
This is AMAZING. How mRNA vaccines work. By @hotvickkrishna as seen on his TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMer33eCn/
@AuthorKimberley The same folks who refuse to wear a mask to protect themselves and others from a deadly pandemic seem to be the first to insist on the need to carry weapons of war to protect themselves at their local donut shop.
Hi, it's me, your neighborhood reasonable adult. I heard Dr. Seuss books were "banned" in a Virginia school district, which surprised me! So, I did what any reasonable adult would do with internet access: I looked it up to get official details. (thread)
Ohhhhh daaamn. But do they?

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