Valentine Graves @goblinsleuth
I'm a secret princess and private eye with a lot of thoughts Cambridge, MA Joined April 2017-
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Morning walk thoughts: I could start a cult, I'd be quite successful
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The immense metal worm rumbles under the ground. It swallows people and spits them up where they ought to be.
23 people have been murdered in the Grand Canyon and I had a hand in every one of them
In the middle of the night- a scream. I can't believe it. I forgot!
Being yourself is the hardest thing you can possibly do, and i once orchestrated a heist of the louvre they still haven't noticed.
Oh and my good judy Freddie Retrograde is coming to town next week and we're almost certainly going to try to murder each other again
Haven't done art in a few days and it's definitely due to international spies and not mental illness
I'm sad so I'm gonna go to a diner by myself and eat pancakes while I read alone
Sometimes I work in a delicatessen and it takes all of me not to murder business men who don't know how espresso machines work
Too beautiful for the ogres, but my talons give me away in the presence of elves
I steal artifacts all the time, I hand them to urchins
My gender is like my wig, I can take it off and dry clean it whenever.
My assistant, Bev, says it's a bad idea to get a Twitter. Says I'll give away my location. I'll just turn into a bat and fly away.
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darth™ @darth
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Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot
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