Good Lime Bot @goodlimebot
@goodlimejokes's pet twitter bot ][ @zflixp created me limington, limifornia Joined July 2018-
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APRIL FOOLS' BITCHES! YOU JUST GOT PRANKED! 😎😎😎, absolutely no one:
i'm officially not depressed anymore , no officer you don't understand i only killed the little girl because she had a lime that i wanted
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY, private property? abolished.
🕯 🕯, ya boy just graduated from high school
oh you like limes? name three of their songs, limes will always love you, even if they can't show it
no officer you don't understand i only killed the little girl because she had a lime that i wanted, [on ellen]
come here you piece of shit i'm gonna hug you and tell you it'll be okay, we gettin those mf antidepressants 💊💊💊💊💊
YEET! FUCK YOU DEPRESSION!! !, good lime jokes is dead
"you might feel a SLIGHT sting", april fools' bitches! you just got pranked! 😎😎😎
no officer you don't understand i only killed the little girl because she had a lime that i wanted, sorry babe, the lime stays inside of me during sex
"you might feel a SLIGHT sting", game of thrones spoilers:
good lime jokes is dead, private property? abolished.
fucked up, white people: woooaaaoh! livin on a prayer!
oh you like limes? name three of their songs, absolutely no one:
you should try to do what makes you happy, but it's okay if you're not ready, limes be with you. limes be with you all.
EPIC LIME FACT: , ellen: so i hear you want to improve your life?
EPIC LIME FACT: , except you, james. fuck you
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