flamingoth @goth_flamingo

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Everything Dice 🎲✨ @EVERYTHINGDICE

2 years ago

GIVEAWAY! Our second set of dice for Critical Role is now available WORLDWIDE! ✨ We are holding a giveaway as thanks. Ends 11/7. Good luck everyone! To enter: like + RT this post And you can get the set at US, UK, or EU Critical Role shops! #dnd #CRiticalRole #CR

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flamingoth @goth_flamingo

2 years ago

*happy dance

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flamingoth @goth_flamingo

2 years ago

Was all set up to binge @CriticalRole while recovering from surgery until I laughed & gained a whole new appreciation for the word pain. 😭 darn you, @samriegel 😂

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flamingoth @goth_flamingo

3 years ago

Attending a marketing meeting, and my boss's boss's boss provides us with a piece of trivia about Dirty Dancing. I, thinking I was muted, said, "Yeah, no. That's wrong." Dear reader, I was NOT muted....

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Author Abby Jimenez @AuthorAbbyJim

4 years ago

Hey @facebook I have a large verified page that I started and admined since 2009 for a company that I own. One of my admins was hacked and my admin status was removed. I have two "in progress" claims that I can't get a response on (1/2)

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Author Abby Jimenez @AuthorAbbyJim

4 years ago

it's been 3 weeks, and after submitting all the paperwork TWICE my admin status still hasn't been restored. Who do I need to contact to regain control of this page? I spend thousands in advertising every year and I literally cannot get help. HELP. PLEASE. facebook.com/nadiacakes/

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flamingoth @goth_flamingo

5 years ago

Today, my niece referred to my dad's cremains as "zombie powder" and I just

Mistie Pruitt @wolfcry7

5 years ago

Today, my niece referred to my dad's cremains as "zombie powder" and I just

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flamingoth @goth_flamingo

6 years ago

gofundme.com/77strong

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flamingoth @goth_flamingo

7 years ago

Every little bit helps. Please share, even if you're not able to donate. gofundme.com/77strong?pc=tw…

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flamingoth @goth_flamingo

7 years ago

Waitress: What would you like? Me (having mentally prepared for this since the night before): Could I please have the breakfast burrito with avocado? Waitress: Got it. And what would you like for your side? Me: Fuck.

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flamingoth @goth_flamingo

7 years ago

*overheard* Kid: Mom can I get a coke? Mom: No Kid: Y not? Mom: The LAST thing you need is caffeine Kid: Ok! *jogs away with shopping cart* Mom: Crash that cart & see what happens! Kid: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! *giggles* Mom: *deep breath* Five more days til school starts...

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flamingoth @goth_flamingo

7 years ago

Abridged version: A guy at school kept pestering me because I refused to answer when he asked if I was a virgin. When I told him to leave me alone, he slammed me up against the wall and said he could just find out for himself, if he wanted. I was 11.

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flamingoth @goth_flamingo

7 years ago

Kept living w/ my ex (separate rooms) after what I thought was an amicable breakup. One day he shows me where he hacked my email and found messages from other guys. Accused me of cheating, strangled me, pulled a knife. I got away. Slept in my car that night.