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@pastoralcomical any action done earnestly or accidentally that would amuse if performed by a clown or mime - goodbye motherfucker 👋
idk about “the ick” per se but i do think it reflects poorly on a man if the wind turns his umbrella inside out
A granny broke into my house and dressed up like my dog
*planning with crew* this'll be the heist of the century *cop walks by* hey cop get your cock out
@jettmoz @AmongusBoobies i do this all the time when waitress ask my ass "what drink?" 🤦♂️
@thetrompwner it's bug blood
it seems the slow realization is setting in: toy commercials will not change your life
potentially the worst nintendo direct of all time
good
@youtooz can you redo this picture with some furniture i just bought instead of those monsters
@thecheat
@Mothpebbles fell to my knees. they stopped sculpting Peter
its fuck your friends friday
ChatGPT how to get my job back
i breastfeed my dad
I’m gonna be the first human to get feline aids
Red riding hood noticing granny's differences
You have a big mammal pussy
in 1980s they didnt have online porno but they had lingerie catalogues and you werent a "gooner" if you jerked off to them. You were my uncle
boys love tugging their rod
@witheringbeacon dying feels great and everyone loves it
fuck you if you like to buy Grab and Go snacks