I drove past some new “luxury” apartments being built in East Hialeah. *looks up website knowing it’s going to be tremendo robo* “Why live in Hiealeah” 🚩 “…is not just a city. It’s a feeling.” 🚩 “Many call Hialeah the Brooklyn of Miami” 🚩 …..…
The kicker: Prices starting at $1,700.
To be clear: My tweet is *not* hating on Hialeah. I cannot emphasize enough how much I love my city (and if you know me — you know just how Hialeah I am). But I’m not down w/inaccurate + bs marketing. And especially don’t want to see my friends + fam priced out of their homes.
@sabrod123 I find it pretty laughable too. If anything, it's the Hempstead of Miami. But there just isn't a single comparison to anywhere else that really fits Hialeah. It's very.... Hialeah.