Grapefruit Facts @grapefruit_fact

Learn all about your favorite subtropical citrus fruit and living a healthy lifestyle! Joined February 2016

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Grapefruit Facts @grapefruit_fact

6 years ago

It’s a crazy time, folks Please stay indoors and do your best to avoid contact with others This pandemic has hit us like a bus and I just wanted to update you guys, I took a test and it came back HIV positive

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6 years ago

My wife left me for a man who could do the futsal shuffle.

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6 years ago

Last time I tried to play football with the pros I got tackled and arrested so as a tip please do not run on the field naked

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6 years ago

Here’s a grapefruit fact ya girl is only with you because she ain’t met me follow for more grapefruit facts

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6 years ago

free my boy Papa John

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6 years ago

i love anime

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6 years ago

hola amigos long time no see I am back from rehab

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7 years ago

Share your hopes for 2019 I hope I will find a $5 bill on the floor so I can buy another scratch ticket

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7 years ago

My life is in shambles.

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7 years ago

carve a grapefruit this halloween

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7 years ago

Looking for someone to fuck my wife while I watch.. please reply below if interested with name, dick shape, and at least two hobbies..

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7 years ago

please do not try and transport coke by putting them in hollowed out grapefruit, the feds are already aware of this grapefruit technique

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7 years ago

There’s a party in my pants and you’re all invited.

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7 years ago

how do I reconnect with my father who left me when I was 4

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7 years ago

you wake up with a grapefruit lodged in your asshole what number do you call and what excuse do you use

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7 years ago

you tryna get that summer body but too lazy to exercise?????eat a grapefruit it wont help much because of your lack of motivation but you’ll probably feel a little healthier