fxxmiraei @grootiness

Fluent in sarcasm Joined December 2011

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Dr. Asatar Bair @asatarbair

8 months ago

holy shit best photo of the year just dropped

The Resonance @Partisan_12

8 months ago

An Iranian lights his cigarette on a burning Israel flag.

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ًِ @bckupacc99

8 months ago

How did the government allow this? I don’t understand. Takkan tak ada siapa step up untuk bubarkan this perarakan.

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Kawan aku ajar, letak batu kecik dalam injap tiub tayar tu, lepas tu tutup pelan-pelan sampai bunyi keluar angin sikit. Buat waktu malam. Esok pagi dia drive keluar, tengah jalan empat-empat tayar takde angin. Aku tak pernah buat lagi la. Ni kawan aku yang ajar.

🌈 Falliq @iamfalliq

5 years ago

Malaun ni parking lagi kat spot aku. Takkan la tiap malam nak complain pulak. Bodoh betul. Suruh guard clamp, guard cakap clamp xde lagi 🤦‍♂️. Kalau aku berselisih dgn owner kete ni. Siap lah!

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Tempe @lydiasutera

5 years ago

@chairman_GLC Would be better if you boleh masuk dalam kereta orang tu. Kepala/ekor udang tu you sumbat dalam-dalam dekat air-cond vent dia. It will take FOREVER for the smell to hilang. Good luck trying. 💕

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Tempe @lydiasutera

5 years ago

@chairman_GLC Sumbat kepala udang kat getah tingkap dia. Masukkan slow-slow cucuk guna lidi or pembaris. Next day kereta dia busuk tapi dia taktau dari mana dtg busuk tu hshahsha

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fxxmiraei @grootiness

4 years ago

Good way to promotes condom

frönk 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @fronkonymous

5 years ago

Fun fact of the day: the reason why pregnant people get ultrasounds and not MRIs, is that in an MRI, this is what a fetus looks like.

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é @electrichills

5 years ago

kotak hati by Hujan will always get me in my feelings

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NICE PEOPLE @kicepeople

5 years ago

accept the situation & move on.

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Aisyah Shahid @aisyahshahid

5 years ago

Kemudian, tatkala dia mengangkat suapan terakhir tersebut ke dalam mulutnya... Dia membaca, ‘Bismillahi Awwaluhu wa Akhiruhu’ Maksudnya: Dengan nama Allah pada awal dan akhirnya

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AzharZA @azharzaab

5 years ago

@stillhearts Pasal the penang GH HO 'death', ada la suara2 sumbang here and there saying mentally kena kuat la, they dulu pun kena la, they dulu lagi teruk la but they survived. Fucking enablers.

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fxxmiraei @grootiness

5 years ago

Nak sugar daddy sorang boleh tak tapi tanak nakal nakal 😂😂😂

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fxxmiraei @grootiness

5 years ago

Kalau macam ni aku nak cari sugar daddy jelah

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fxxmiraei @grootiness

5 years ago

@AskRapidKL Jangan kata foreigners dengan local pon biadap baru je kena few days ago 😭😭😭

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Shatoru Gojo 🍉🍉🍉 @shasharyzl

5 years ago

Lately ni aku suka layan crime documentaries kat Netflix so aku listkan la kat sini in case ada yang nak tengok. 1. Worst Roommate Ever - series ni ada 5 episod, setiap episod cerita pasal roommate paling jahat dan gila orang pernah experience. Paling teruk, yang kena bunuh.

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Free Tembikai 🍉 @IsaacosmanTV

5 years ago

Ingat kawan-kawan, jangan lupa daftar undi. Lagi satu tahun depan bila ada orang bagi duit dekat tempat mengundi tu tolong ingat betul-betul ok, duit tetap masuk kocek, pangkah tetap pangkah. Profit ✅✅

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Diana Danielle @ImDianaDanielle

5 years ago

Dine in for only the vaccinated? Jap, haritu I masuk kedai kan nobody checked to see if i had really completed my vaccination. With businesses getting more desperate, I don't think they'll check or turn down customers. Ready ke utk dine in? Good luck