Lauren Mangante @grusomeluce
Iam a Culinary student at DVC, i love cooking and good music, follow me and i'll take u on a wild ride... Pittsburg, California, USA Joined July 2009-
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My coworkers always tell me my lunch smells good. One day my lunch went "missing". You guys that don't compliment, you're all #suspect
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HOLY FUCK! WHO HASNT SEEN PAIN OLYMPICS!? WATCH IT
why does it always smell like scrambled eggs in the tunnel on bart!!?? eeww
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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you wave your hand in front of a paper towel dispenser that isn't automatic.
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Being a kid is like being wasted. Everyone remembers what you did...except you.
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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you text someone in the same room as you, then stare at them until they get it.
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#InRelationships its important not to take the other person for granted. That person won't stay with you if you do
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#EverybodyHasThatFriend who never lets you finish what you're saying.
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#IfYouThinkAboutIt & whether you want to see it or not, EVERYONE that you let get close to you taught you something/ is a part of you. #fact
nothing beats sleeping next to a beautiful girl :)
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Sub-tweeting all roommates/ friends: come swoop me up. You all know I hate asking for help. & I'm not waking on the freeway... Again
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Your heartbeat changes with the music you listen to! Details --> omgf.ac/ts/kS5
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I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to Nickelback.
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