Sam @gustomancer
Lvl 5 food sorcerer (aka journeyman gustomancer) str 13 dex 12 int 17 wis 17 cha ? Strengths: delicious food and beverages Weaknesses: see strengths San Jose Joined September 2014-
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@fucktyler hypothetical question: I'm your new personal chef, what's the first thing you have me cook?
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Roast bieber. slather him in horsey sauce. He wants it. His soul is tonight's delicious arbukakke. Enjoy arbys. Die laughing. No one cares.
*making playlist for trysts and assignations* I'm gonna put NIN's Closer on here, if she's down with it she's a keeper
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@PwnParrot Woah, slow down a minute there...
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Enjoy Arby's today, for death comes quickly and there are no Arbys chicken cordon bleu sandwiches in the abyss. Arbys: it's now or never.
Anybody else stoked for I Don't Like Shit I Don't Go Outside? #earlsweatshirt #grief
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Kfc now has edible coffee cups? Pfft. All cups are technically edible. All innovation is futile. All souls are worthless. Arbys: edible.
my future restaurant will serve mini churros shaped like penises served in little bags so I can tell people "enjoy eating your bag of dicks"
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Arbys cows raised on arbys farms, sliced up by arbys employees. thrown away, uneaten by arbys customers. Arbys: life has no purpose
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@ABlissfulBadger no you don't, that sounds like a dope evening
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