Craig @guzzicraig
Here for the laughs, Don’t be offended. National cycling fishing champion 2024 🎣🎣🎣 🏆 Rotherham, England Joined September 2017-
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Beware of the power of alcohol people, This poor bloke went to bed with Naomi Campbell and woke up with Frank Bruno………
I came out of Asda this morning and there was a woman crying her eyes out. She'd lost all her holiday money. I felt so sorry for her I gave her £50. I don't usually do that kind of thing but I'd just found £2000 in the carpark.
The Seven horses that ran off will be returned to the royal family just as soon as the congestion charge is paid in says @SadiqKhan
How the hell has Mykolenko got up and carried on after that 👀
Can’t believe this is the same Everton team that got stuffed at Chelsea last Monday, Maybe Dyche should tell them they’re playing Liverpool every week, Liverpool just can’t get into this game and are being bossed at the moment.
When VAR works, That’s how it should be used take note #EVELIV
After all the love for the fish and chips cooked in dripping I’m Going to set a go fund up to buy this place and everyone that pays in gets free fish and chips for life 🤣🤣
Today’s spot in Sheffield, near mint Wolseley 1500.
This platform is getting worse, you can block certain words but all I keep seeing is political bullshit from both sides of the left and right wing and cyclists moaning about everything from red light jumping to catching people driving on the phone, This place has become toxic🤷♂️
Arsenal have been excellent to watch tonight, if they don’t win the title this season I can definitely see them doing next season at a canter.
I’ve just done some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 96. And live comfortably for 14 minutes.
My surname is Goodyear and, in an astonishing twist of coincidence, I started dating a certain Ms Dunlop. We were due to get married but, sadly, at the last minute she let me down.
1980’s joke Alert…….. Daley Thompson, Tessa Sanderson, Seb Coe and Eddie the eagle are sat eating fish and chips when there’s a knock at the door. Daley says ah good, that’ll be Fatima Whitbread.
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Crumpets cheese and Hendo's That's it
@guzzicraig Proper chunky hand cut chips and crispy batter 🤤 what’s on the menu next week? I think we should have a second twitter page… @CookingOldSchoolBangersWithGuzziCraig 😂 Bread and butter pudding for dessert ??
@Jameypaint @diomyx1 Yep me. And @ginostravels @davidatbeat @GoughGough5 @ChrisWhiteley2 @guzzicraig and more...
@diomyx1 @guzzicraig … I think? .. just guessing though 😂👍🏻
So an early morning disaster checking out my Norton means I am now waiting for more parts. Decided to get out on the Guzzi T3 to clear the head. It worked , back in the workshop now with a clear head !
@guzzicraig @FNameLotsOfNos There’s always one throbber.
@guzzicraig There’s a chippy near me, cooks in lard, place is always rammed, people travel miles.
@guzzicraig I've also started using beef dripping for most of my cooking a few months back. Works the same but tastes much better. Why was it ever abandoned? Seems a trend, I wonder if Britannia have noticed a little uptick in sales...
@guzzicraig I’m in, but only if it’s called The Codfather or Frying Nemo.