Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

(Very) Amateur music producer, wannabe author, full-time atheist and private philosopher. I'm also a proud Dungeons and Dragons nerd. tjlovesthefword.wordpress.com Pennsylvania, USA Joined October 2011

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

I know I’m gonna forget that it’s 2024 at least once when I write or type out a date.

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

How long does it take you to go from how nice it would be to arrest idiots and assholes to the slippery slope argument?

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

I think it’s fair to say that some people will always find a reason to be pissed off.

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

They have every reason to hate us. apple.news/A2D3RO_1xTNSkx…

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

If you vote for Trump, I suggest you seek help.

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Jen 'now @jenrubin9' Rubin @JRubinBlogger

2 years ago

How about this: With US House in chaos and US military promotions on hold, Hamas struck. Republicans' weakness invites terror.

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

What’s the minimum donation you need to give to be able to feel up a Congressperson while getting a handy from that same Congressperson?

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

Hot take: all character stats should increase with level ups. #DnD5e #DnD #DnD

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CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism

2 years ago

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no…

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Rolling Stone @RollingStone

2 years ago

fuck around… find out

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

I’m pretty sure Rudy will be a bottom in prison.

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

I decided being resurrected in #DnD was boring so I gave when the character cam backs, I gave him darkvision and created an undead duplicate of him that he doesn’t know about. Yet.

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

Seriously. Calling this thing X is THE DUMBEST idea ever.

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

There are too many alternative Twitter apps. I’ll stay here until a winner emerges for the #ttrpgcommunity #DnD

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

I still think the monk should be a d10HD and be able to wear light armor. Either that or start unarmed defense at 12. #DnD #UnearthedArcana #5e2024

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

I would love to do a #DnD YouTube channel but there are so many good ones out there already. What hasn’t been covered?

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

Now a proud patron of @ChrisHonkala and the work he does. Excellent analysis of #OneDnD Warlock. youtu.be/I11LOEFj0A8

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

There’s no debate about alignment if you choose to just not use it. #DnD #DnD5e

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

2 years ago

Anyone else DM a session and thought they did awful even though the players had fun? #DnD #DnD5e

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Halfling Monk @halfling_monk

3 years ago

I always thought it was weird to have Int as a dump stat for Druids and Rangers. They end up sucking at Nature checks. Make them both prof automatically with a choice on expertise for 1. #DND #DND5e @Wizards_DnD