fake lawyer @halftistic
tech and the law, fond of nature, father of my dog San Francisco, CA Joined February 2009-
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nothing says autumn in new york to me like the sound of rats in piles of fallen leaves so i got ChatGPT to write me a sonnet about it spoiler: it's a banger "a hidden dance, a rodent night commune" 🐀🍂
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Own the libs by buying The Lorax and reading it to your children every night.
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Cleaned up the audio on this so you can hear this delightful exchange more clearly on a phone.
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@rawan I cancelled my pickup truck purchase desire due to the fascist optics ☹️
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The Republicans established their principle. If they don’t follow it now Democrats must promise to add two new justices to the court if they take the senate, for a total of 11. Republican corruption can only be met with the strongest means.
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COVID Update August 14: Right now there are at least 10 things more important than human lives. Until we make our neighbors’ lives the most important thing we will suffer in many ways. 1/
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Thank you for not riding San Francisco Bay Ferry.
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