DirkmfStrider @hanglex

Had a dream I was Dirk Strider and I was best friends with Jade Harley and would go over to her house all the time even though her grandpa was lowkey grooming me, but I think I may have liked it?

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ryu @shfdsjkechizoid

20 hours ago

one day the anemia and low iron and smoking and instant noodles will catch up to me and ill just straight up Die

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DirkmfStrider @hanglex

a day ago

@vertigo_gloom How about you go get the drill out of my freezer? It’s still in there by the way.

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DirkmfStrider @hanglex

2 days ago

@nnaikita Tranny

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DirkmfStrider @hanglex

2 days ago

@nnaikita You’re weird bro

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DirkmfStrider @hanglex

2 days ago

Why does everyone be acting like they know nothing about me

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DirkmfStrider @hanglex

2 days ago

I ask you almost every other day to drive ans guess who says no and when I ask to take my drivers test you also say no like wtf

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DirkmfStrider @hanglex

2 days ago

This is just so unbelievably stupid like you knew this was eventually going to happen and there is ACTUALLY no way you are blaming me for it

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DirkmfStrider @hanglex

2 days ago

@nnaikita

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DirkmfStrider @hanglex

2 days ago

@nnaikita

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Nadia. @nonamenadia

3 days ago

missionary so i can blow vape smoke in his face

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dirk scrolling through earth c twitter one day and comes across a thread thats like "all of the earth c gods genders + sexualities!" and he see himself beside the gay toothpaste flag and he instantly goes on an alt and starts talking about how dirk strider "doesnt use labels"