James Hardy @hardymilspec
good times Las Vegas, NV Joined May 2015-
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You ever go onto twitter to tell somebody they’re awesome, start reading their tweets then end with “eff that guy”
#lastnightsfit Stryker can't find his stuffed dragon, he seems to think that if we let the hamster go she can find him. #hamsterskills
#lastnightsfit Mom yells at Stryker to get to bed. Stryker looks at stuffed dragon, and says in dragon voice, "sorry your mom is so mean"
Buckling Stryker into seat, Mom bragging to Stryker about how tough I am. Stryker silently socks me right in the nose with an uppercut.
#lastnightsfit Stryker- kicks back of Mom's seat in car Me- want me to pull over and give you a spankin? Stryker- it's ok, I'm brave
Wife "I don't think he pooped", hands me a probiotic tube, "give this to him please" Styker 'eats pb' "mmm, I think my allergies are gone"
I really gotta get some soap for the shower so I quit washing my pits with my wife's fruity scented body shimmer.
#lastnightsfit was because he wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but without jelly.
#3yearoldconfessions "I have to go poop!" Mom says "well good, get in there". Then he says "I know, last night I had diarrhea, yuck".
#lastnightsfit was because he felt cheated because he traded his nap for an earlier bed time.
#lastnightsfit, he shows me a Oreo with a bite out of it, then says "it broke", with big crocodile tears. How do you grieve a cookie?
Last nights fit, he left his ice cream cone on the table so long it got soggy cone and fell over.
Last nights fit was because he didn't want meat, until I let him choose peaches or meat. He chose meat. My humble lil carnivore.
Last nights fit was because he wants to uncover the caterpillar that's in metamorphosis under dirt in a bottle.
Stryker is my son, he's awesome. In spite of that, sometimes he throws fits. Last nights fit was because we wouldn't buy socks for our dog.
You need a license to operate a car, but not a gun? Does this confuse anybody else?
Its easy to shit on somebody's idea, but if you don't counter their idea with a better one, it's the same as not wiping your ass.
I understand finding who's at fault for a plane crash or major disaster. But what about burnt dinner, or being late somewhere, really?
What if the new @starwars merged with @Ghostbusters, would they vanquish all the old Jedi!
Dang-it, I almost could've been this guy #batteryparkNY #crazyturkey #protectingpregnantwife
Dang-it, I almost could've been this guy #batteryparkNY #crazyturkey #protectingpregnantwife
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