Welp, gonna go ahead and have a little very late but very needed #6ourbon7ime Salud.

My friends… the work day has not quite ended for me, i’m afraid. But that doesn’t mean that #6ourbon7ime can’t begin! Bottoms up!!!

My friends… on this beautifully overcast Friday eve, I’m feeling like it’s been a productive week, and i now wish you all a nice, relaxing #6ourbon7ime

My friends…this has been one of the craziest porn news weeks i can recall. And so now I am very, very ready for a little late but oh-so-needed #6ourbon7ime.

My friends… yes, I’ve been somewhat hungover all day in the wake of the Pornhub awards, but if you thought that would stop #6ourbon7ime, you were quite mistaken.

My friends…. I was feeling like blech yesterday, but now I’m feeling much better. And with that I bid you a hearty #6ourbon7ime

It’s birthday #6ourbon7ime

My friends…for this final #6ourbon7ime of my 48th year, i sadly must dedicate it to my favorite AVN jacket, which I have misplaced. Poor jacket. Poor me. Salud.

My friends…yes, i missed it last week b/c of my florida journey, but i have returned. And thus, i am thrilled to announce the commencement once again of #6ourbon7ime. Cheers.

My friends… for this week’s #6ourbon7ime, i say simply, L’chaim.

My friends…as this sweet, sweet 3-day weekend officially kicks off, I salute you with a hearty, extra-strength #6ourbon7ime

For this week’s edition of #6ourbon7ime, i just want to take my hat off to all those wide-eyed wayfarers with suitcases full of dreams and stars in their eyes…you guys are diggin the most.

My friends… for this final #6ourbon7ime of 2023, i make a toast: to our just announced 2024 AVN Hall of Famers. Congrats and drink ‘em if you got ‘em.

My friends… as this festive Jewmas weekend kicks off, i shall get the party started with a little special Red Stag #6ourbon7ime … l’chaim!

My friends…when i say this has been one hell of a week, believe you me, it has been one…HELL…of a week. And so i bring it to a close now with some big, fat double double #6ourbon7ime

My friends… as i prepare to hop on a work call, don’t think I won’t also be enjoying my #6ourbon7ime. And don’t forget to get in those last minute fan award pre-noms!