#MyEmbarrassingAdmission I was a #TakeFlight season ticket holder for three years. Then another year to get the stench out.

#MyEmbarrassingAdmission You know, I wouldn't even have this if 'they' would invent invisible tissues, paper towels etc. My rescue boy is still afraid of tissues, paper towels, etc. So, here it is: I have to pick my cats boogers w/my fingers. Normal ones, he isn't sick.

#MyEmbarrassingAdmission is the #StuffToLeaveOutOfYourBio

Yes, I give the finger to my iPhone when I try to hit the effing “o” ten times but the “I” shows up. Or instead of “a” I make the next letter a capital. Siri knows what she is doing. The war is on. #iphone #funniesttweets #MyEmbarrassingAdmission

#MyEmbarrassingAdmission I used a hairbrush as a microphone when I was young ☺️

#MyEmbarrassingAdmission I was eating and the cheese slipped off my cracker. 🤪🧀↗️🤷‍♀️

Another of #MyEmbarrassingAdmission Should be related to revealing exposure to BedBugs. TheOlderIGet, the less appealing I am & I get help. Before this? Pandemic, Unemployed&Homeless, Obesity, Shingles, Attention from Drunks&Junkies, lying, with ControlFreakFems, claiming I'm gay

I’m obsessed with dogs that smell like fritos- especially frito dog feet #MyEmbarrassingAdmission

#MyEmbarrassingAdmission i prefer my cats to any human friends not really embarrassing, to me, though

#MyEmbarrassingAdmission WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, I WAS AT A MOVIE THEATER WITH A FRIEND. I HAD TO USE BATHROOM. WHEN I GOT BACK TO THEATER IT WAS SOOOO DARK I COULDN'T FIND FRIEND. I THOUGHT I FOUND HER SO I SAT DOWN. ONLY I SAT ON SOME CUTE GUYS LAP. WAS SO EMBARRASSED 😳😳😳