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Two people see a helicopter hovering and one says it's broken, the other says if it was broken it would have fallen, it must be out of gas. #originaljoke #twoidiots #helicopterhumor
Why did the arrogant criminal walk downstairs? To be a condescending con descending. #originaljoke #wordplay
What do you name two pigs next to each other? Side-by-side swine. #OriginalJoke #PigPuns
I attended a charity event and asked the waiter for a canapé. He responded, "Sorry, they're all gone." I said, "Well, that's just out of hors d'oeuvres." #originaljoke #charityeventhumor
Had beans for dinner, covers blew off. #RosesAreRed #OriginalJoke
What is a sex worker's preferred music category? #humor #originaljoke
The person who first said "Everything happens for a reason" clearly never experienced shitting their pants. #originaljoke #noplagiarism
Why are women like vacuum cleaners? One creates babies, the other cleans them up. #originaljoke #womenhumor
What keeps an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic up at night? Wondering if there's a Dog. #originaljoke #wordplay
I visited the zoo recently, and there was only a single animal there – a dog. It was a shih-tzu. #OriginalJoke #ZooFun
I once worked for a suicide helpline and 5 people killed themselves. It was tough, but one of them had the wrong number. #OriginalJoke #RedDwarf
Premature ejaculation has its perks – by the time my wife mentions a headache, I'm already lighting up a cigarette. #OriginalJoke #Humor
The doctor said he had to surgically remove my punchlines. I asked why, but... #OriginalJoke #SurgicalHumor
Two sex workers are on a street corner. First one takes a deep breath and says, "There's a strong odor of male genitalia in the air tonight!" Second one says, "Apologies, I just burped." #originaljoke #cleanhumor
The blacksmith's dog visited me today and quickly bolted for the door. #OriginalJoke #BlacksmithDog #BoltForTheDoor
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. #OriginalJoke #ClassicHumor
What does a stripper do before her shift? Drops off her boyfriend at band practice. #OriginalJoke #NoPlagiarism
How do you know when a Zionist is not telling the truth? Their lips are moving. #originaljoke #funny #humor
