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Halftime schmalftime. I'll bet you half of the Pacific roster would have attempted to transfer to Pepperdine at the under-12 timeout of the first half during their first-round WCC Tournament game last month.
Halftime schmalftime. I'll bet you half of the Pacific roster would have attempted to transfer to Pepperdine at the under-12 timeout of the first half during their first-round WCC Tournament game last month.
😂😂😂😂😂 Or better yet, the players who return to their current school and say, "Run. It. Back." -- as if their decision was so vitally important that each word warranted its own sentence.
😂😂😂😂😂 Or better yet, the players who return to their current school and say, "Run. It. Back." -- as if their decision was so vitally important that each word warranted its own sentence.
Transfer portal closes tomorrow. If you have any hopes of sending out a photo of yourself in a purple robe on a golden throne or riding a phoenix out of the depths of a fiery hell while committing to be a nine-minute contributor at a middling MAC school, this is your last chance.
Goodell, by the time the 32nd pick arrives:
There is one mathematical certainty: the Bears will screw this up no matter what happens.
Tucked away in last week’s NCAA transfer legislation was a significant change to the men’s basketball calendar: 🚨ALL transfers need to be in the portal by May 1, including graduate transfers.🚨 Previously, grad transfers didn’t have to abide by the date the portal closed.
Is there a way for my university donation to route to an individual who actually intends to acquire a four-year degree and just happens to also be a pretty good basketball player? Or does that type of individual not really exist anymore in the year 2024?
A legend and a great American (standing alongside Bill Murray).
Waiting for the moment a player loses in the first weekend of the NCAA Tournament and then transfers to a team still alive in the second weekend of the NCAA Tournament. If we're going to get stupid, let's just go all the way.
Wisconsin may not acquire anyone in the transfer portal, but we can still drink every other university under the table with minimal effort.
With portal bonanza underway, I dug into the most notable moves so far, including my first college basketball futures bet: thelines.com/college-basket…
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@haslametrics The real heroes are the checks we cash along the way.
@haslametrics Testify! (Oh, and Merry “Brutal Life Lessons Day” Eve!)
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Transfer portal closes tomorrow. If you have any hopes of sending out a photo of yourself in a purple robe on a golden throne or riding a phoenix out of the depths of a fiery hell while committing to be a nine-minute contributor at a middling MAC school, this is your last chance.
@Bona_Fanatic @WillWeaverRVA @haslametrics BREAKING NEWS: NCAA sued as players would like the option to transfer at halftime.
@haslametrics Probably stroked a few coaches egos as well
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@haslametrics And they weren't doing that just to squeeze more NIL money from their current school.
Transfer portal closes tomorrow. If you have any hopes of sending out a photo of yourself in a purple robe on a golden throne or riding a phoenix out of the depths of a fiery hell while committing to be a nine-minute contributor at a middling MAC school, this is your last chance.
@TonyPatelis @haslametrics I don’t know why proving my point was necessary… but thanks.
@haslametrics @TonyPatelis They don’t have happy anything in Massachusetts.
@haslametrics "Run. It. Back." in Back to the Future font with the player stepping out of a DeLorean
@haslametrics @TonyPatelis A guy who lives in Massachusetts trying to throw shade by telling you to go somewhere nicer than where he lives. 🤦♂️