Heather @heathervaler1a
🇰🇪 |aim for the stars so that if you fall, you land on a cloud. Joined April 2023-
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No one is more confused than the multi-talented person who knows how to do many things, yet never knows what they want to do with their life.
Neighbors showing support after an emergency surgery for a ruptured ectopic pregnancy 🥹❤️
There are fungi at Chernobyl that EAT radiation and nuclear fallout – and that’s only the start of this wild story 🍄☢️ Buckle up for a wild thread about radioactive boars, fungal space suits, radiation-detecting fungi, black frogs and a good dose of hope! 🧵
This man right here
This the sandwich scooby doo and shaggy was eating after the munchies
This the sandwich scooby doo and shaggy was eating after the munchies
A man said: one day I slapped my wife. That was the first time. She was upset, yet we reconciled. But she stopped talking about her worries or happiness with me. No longer vulnerable, safe or open with me. I realised I destroyed her safety. I lost it all.
Asked my dad to change the battery in my watch and he told me to ask my boyfriend cause he’s busy washing his wife’s car…
when i was younger ppl called me gullible but i was like ?? am i supposed to expect u to just lie to me?? im the dummy bc You lied to Me??
when i was younger ppl called me gullible but i was like ?? am i supposed to expect u to just lie to me?? im the dummy bc You lied to Me??
Oil money is different... Only in Dubai
I called my Dad and told him to pray and wish me luck for an interview I had on Tuesday. He said he will do me one better. This man drove to my house, drove me to the interview venue, waited in his car for over 30 minutes and drove me back home. I asked him “Why”. He said…
I called my Dad and told him to pray and wish me luck for an interview I had on Tuesday. He said he will do me one better. This man drove to my house, drove me to the interview venue, waited in his car for over 30 minutes and drove me back home. I asked him “Why”. He said…
Good job Corinna!
Corinna Smith poured boiling water mixed with sugar on her husband whilst he slept, killing him. Corinna said that she found out he had been sexually abusing their children.
Coworker just told me it’s his 14th anniversary and it’s not a big deal .. so now he’s cutting out 14 hearts to write 14 different reasons he’s in love with her and he already ordered 14 roses and made food reservations. He told me he’s never telling me anything again but idc ✋🏽
A mf that wants to be romantic >>>
i grew up believing that kane and the undertaker were brothers
i grew up believing that kane and the undertaker were brothers https://t.co/NrTQliBU6Z
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i need to take a class on how to properly use my iPhone
i need to take a class on how to properly use my iPhone
I think one thing that men don’t understand about us is that we imagine what our future would look like with you based on how you treat us today. When men do something that upsets us, it’s not just that one action but the entire principle or value system that it exposes about you
I think one thing that men don’t understand about us is that we imagine what our future would look like with you based on how you treat us today. When men do something that upsets us, it’s not just that one action but the entire principle or value system that it exposes about you
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No one is more confused than the multi-talented person who knows how to do many things, yet never knows what they want to do with their life.
My girl is asleep because she's sick a bit, while our daughter naps next to her. I just finished editing my work and I'm now drinking wine while the beef stew simmers in the background. You know what? I think I like this little life of mine.
everybody look how cute she is omfg
The size of this liger The liger is an offspring of a lion and a female tiger . 📹 myrtlebeachsafari
Deer shed their antlers painlessly once a year. If you haven't seen it before, well this is what it looks like.
On my hardest days in academia, I’m reminded of the power of representation & the impact of my presence. For many Black girls, I am the 1st Black woman professor they’ve ever had, so when they see me, they don’t just see what I’ve done but what THEY can do. They are my “why”(3/3)
One of my students walked into class like most undergrads do at 930am - physically present but mentally still in bed. As soon as she saw me, her face lit up & she said “Hey Queen!” While some may consider her greeting disrespectful bc she didn’t call me Dr. Jones, it wasn’t (1/3)
I got a notification few minutes ago that my phone has been found! Guess where? 🙃🙃🙃
I still can’t believe I got robbed on the train home and now my phone is gone. I’m so mad at myself 😭😭
Just hanging around doing Lion stuff! 🤣 Their bellies hanging between the branches 😂
Holy crap had to pay for plane wifi just to post this. On my way home from Texas and look who’s on my flight LOL, you can’t make this up. Was insane meeting him 😭
We finna have an honest conversation about how all them pointless tattoos and piercings make you less appealing. This a brand new bitch right here
@XXL I hope niggas see what I mean when I say the tattoos ruin her looks imo
It took me 9 years to understand this, I’ll teach it to you in 3 minutes. Here are 12 uncomfortable truths about life... 1.) Never tell everyone everything. Even with your family, maintain your privacy.
We were too young to understand
@elonmuskADO No, dude, we all just still just call it twitter