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Simon Healy @heeeals

Secret cities, forgotten scientific triumphs, abandoned buildings of almost inhuman complexity. The perfect technocratic future that never came: Данила Ткаченко Sydney Joined September 2009
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Simon Healy @heeeals

3 years ago

@JLew1050 For the statistically minded, what's the record for most players in double figures for points—but no-one scores 20? Raptors had 6 tonight. Shared the scoring load, but basically impossible to win with 42% from floor, 25% 3 pointers and 20/29 free throws.

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Simon Healy @heeeals

4 years ago

@BNastanovich In the world of memorabilia, does ‘this receipt has been picked up off the floor by @BNastanovich’ count? I sure hope so. Best timing ever for a visit to @redeyerecords. Thanks for being a great guy and for a memorable show in Thirroul.

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Simon Healy @heeeals

4 years ago

@marquelawyers dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/cent… My favourite is the bit where the nonagenarian philanderer believes that I'm going to subsidise him doxxing climate protestors. We're not living in some fantasy land utopia—we can't be expected to doxx them for free.

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Simon Healy @heeeals

4 years ago

@PeteNelis @WendyNorthey @AntonyGreenElec I can’t see Labor losing Macnamara. They have the luxury of being politically in the middle of Greens and Liberal, so the prefs of either will elect them. They just have to not finish 3rd—and provided they finish the 3CP count with at least 33.34%, they can’t finish 3rd.

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Simon Healy @heeeals

5 years ago

@NeilMcMahon '... we know how to work these things through...' could be the Lead On, Liberal (awesome 1983 slogan) of 2022.

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Simon Healy @heeeals

5 years ago

@mumbletwits Why does 'better PM' get traction in reportage? (Let alone, get asked at all by pollsters.) Is there evidence that it's actually predictive of anything?

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Simon Healy @heeeals

5 years ago

@SpaghettiKozak All part of the grand plan for the pan-Slavist mega-state from Lisbon to Vladivostok. Mere mortals do not see that Putin only *pretends* to have an incompetent army of thugs and criminals in order to make his fence-sitting neighbours *feel* like they want to jump the other way.

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Simon Healy @heeeals

5 years ago

@Peter__Leonard The look on his face is exactly the reaction I get when I encourage my son to go for a bike ride. 'Whaddya want, a parade with adoring crowds and flowers? I'm only asking you to go for a ride.'

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Simon Healy @heeeals

5 years ago

@DominicVillaSC It’s also badly written, leaving it unclear what the last clause means: 1. That he would never conspire in secret with another person (unlikely, to put it mildly); or 2. That he’d never conspire in secret to gift someone the PMship (which he’s already claimed is impossible).

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Mariam Naiem @mariamposts

5 years ago

As a Russian-speaking person of color who was born and raised in Ukraine, I believe that I am in a position to speak on the issue of nationalism and neo-Nazism in Ukraine. A long thread 👇

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Subtext Recordings @subtextrecords

5 years ago

We're pleased to announce the release of ‘Limen,’ a collaborative album by KMRU (@joseph_kamaru) and Aho Ssan (@Aho_Ssan), out on April 29th Vinyl & digital album pre-order: kmruahossan.bandcamp.com/album/limen #subtextrecordings

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Simon Healy @heeeals

5 years ago

@T3SydneyTrains ‘Changed timetable’ would presume that trains are running to a timetable at all. Someone—for example people on the train—presumably knows where the train is. Feel like sharing that info with apps and station indicator boards?

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Simon Healy @heeeals

5 years ago

@DominicVillaSC “Predominately” is a howler to put in legislation. What they were after is “predominantly”.

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Simon Healy @heeeals

6 years ago

@_LisaParker You guys in SA still had marital coercion? Not cool, but: an interesting anachronism. It's a bit like seeing 'being a common scold' still on the statute books in 2021. I've just discovered that it was abolished 1924 in NSW.

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Simon Healy @heeeals

6 years ago

@steve_mcdee @RanTLaw It's worth harbouring these ambitions quietly for decades. As an instructor to the awesome @JaneNeedhamSC, I successfully got the phrase "missing presumed drowned" included in a judgment. Perhaps the high point of my career.

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Simon Healy @heeeals

6 years ago

@westius @simon_lees Geez, that's a fancy school you went to.

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Simon Healy @heeeals

6 years ago

@westius @simon_lees Like, from when I had that hair. And Anna was in the background at about 2yoa.

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Simon Healy @heeeals

6 years ago

@simon_lees @westius I found out by accident (reading the headnote to a recent HCA judgment) that a dude from the year *below* me at law school is now the SA Solicitor General, and a silk. He was cooler than me back then, too. #everytimeafriendsucceedsalittlepartofmedies

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Simon Healy @heeeals

6 years ago

@resipsaloquiter “Not only did the ABC and Nine have to defend imputations the reporting never intended to convey, they were forced to do so before the Court had even determined [whether] the program did in fact convey those imputations.” It's not exactly, "An innocent man is in gaol tonight".

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Simon Healy @heeeals

6 years ago

@AndrewPStreet @smh Their membership forms might not be in order, on account of difficulties with reading and writing.

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