oean @helpmeLogOut

Leaving crumbs much too small for the other Who's mouses Slamblast.com Raspberry Park, NJ Joined June 2012

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oean @helpmeLogOut

2 years ago

Hunger Games -1: Full.

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2 years ago

I don't think anyone has ever said anything that's made sense in any perfume/cologne commercial ever.

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Every time the federal government emails me and is all like "explore fun new ways to start paying your student loans again" I just imagine this lady typing it out on a somehow fluffy laptop and hitting send all.

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2 years ago

We're back

Darcheezy @DSchneidBazeIt

2 years ago

We're back

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Victor @smjReed

2 years ago

Green sponge over blue sponge

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oean @helpmeLogOut

2 years ago

The main problem with Instagram is that they don't change where all the buttons and shit is enough and it shows me way too many pictures of the people I follow.

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oean @helpmeLogOut

3 years ago

I've been playing this game where if I crack my neck and it hurts a little bit after I roll the dice and see if trying to crack it again will make it better, if I lose it hurts a little bit worse. I have never won this game. But I'm close. I can feel it.

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3 years ago

I really like that video where its just a person looking at the camera and mouthing the words to a clip of audio from a TV show. Shit is awesome.

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3 years ago

They did a really good job with the lyrics to that song Tequila

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3 years ago

I'm 26 years old! Making Teriyaki sauce!

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3 years ago

A neck doat anectode anakdote

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

You thought I'd be foolish enough to tweet something like this but I deleted every character

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3 years ago

I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas is the only piece of evidence for the Mandela effect being true. That song did not exist until this year and it's a low effort fake thing