JK @heyisitjk

Not for general consumption. Pampanga X BGC Joined August 2020

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23 hours ago

My gout is so bad that I have thoughts of wanting to cut my right foot off because of the pain. 😖

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2 days ago

I love movies where nothing makes sense for most of it, and then everything does towards the end of it.

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2 days ago

Kilig na kilig puke ko sa ending ng Bon Appetit, Your Majesty juskoooo

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5 days ago

Crowdsourcing question: Binabaha ba yung Gayfield este Greenfield area ng Mandaluyong? Magpa-park kase ako doon kinakabahan ako baka pagkagising ko bukas naging whale na sasakyan ko.

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5 days ago

I have to RTO until tomorrow and if Opong drowns Metro Manila in flood I’m going to be so f*cked.

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6 days ago

Jusko sobrang gwapo ni Keannu Reeves sa Something’s Gotta Give.

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6 days ago

Plz stop lying about your height.

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7 days ago

Here come the edgelords who are questioning what the rallies last Sunday have achieved.

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a week ago

I wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole those who self-declare themselves as good catch, masarap, gwapo, quality, or any combination of similar delusions. Tis the biggest of red flags.

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2 weeks ago

The way Ed Sheeran is flopping now is sad considering how he was a dominant force in music just a few years back.

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2 weeks ago

Got sweat on them milkers

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2 weeks ago

Pano ko ba sasabihan yung kausap ko na may kulangot sya sa butas ng ilong niya na nakaka-distract kung di naman kame close?

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2 weeks ago

Totally enjoyed Kontrabida Academy on Netflix. That was fun to watch!

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2 weeks ago

It’s like AI has been programmed to make our noses narrower and more pointed. It really does learn everything, including our prevailing beauty standards. 🤣

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2 weeks ago

Ugh, replaced by another trapo from a political dynasty. Nothing much screaming, placards, and effigies can do. Should we start burning down and looting mansions like the Nepalese did?

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2 weeks ago

Ugh, replaced by another trapo from a political dynasty. Nothing much screaming, placards, and effigies can do. Should we start burning down and looting mansions like the Nepalese did?

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2 weeks ago

Ang hirap mag-cutting pag parte ka ng pamilyang mahilig at masarap magluto. 😵‍💫

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2 weeks ago

It’s OK to start lying to people who are getting too curious about your private life. I said what I said.

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Seeing FB friends and many other Pinoys online posting about Charlie Kirk like he’s some kind of martyr and hero is scary. It shows how easily American-style right-wing Christian conservatism can seep into Philippine society. We should be alarmed.

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3 weeks ago

This happened not very recently: Me in a hushed seductive voice to my hookup nung nasa room na kami: “Anong gusto mong gawin ni daddy sayo?” Hookup to me: “Bakit ka bumubulong eh tayong 2 lang naman dito?” Oo nga naman.