Igal Tabachnik @hmemcpy
Professional vibe coder. Scala / Rust 🦀 (btw) hmemcpy.com Israel Joined March 2007-
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and the meep shall inherit the earth
10yo talking my ear off about some update in his game me, dead tired: son, quit yapping 10yo: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT YAPPING IS?? me: 🙄 dude I invented yapping!
Damn. Just found out via LinkedIn post (by @vpatryshev) that @oleg_pyzhcov had passed away in 2022. Oleg was responsible for many amazing Scala contributions, most notably - better-monadic-for (bm4) RIP, Oleg. linkedin.com/posts/vpatrysh…
DISTRIBUTORS Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Profunctors I wrote a Blog Post for programmers about how to use parser combinators to also generate printers, grammars and regular expressions! 🔗 ⬇️ 🔁 🙏
What's the problem?
Only to be bested by Thomas Running in 1748
use scala, it's got cancellation built-in
yes! not sure if it's @nikitabier's fine work, but they added (back) the option NOT to spam your followers when doing community posts!
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Shit, the condenser unit of my AC stopped working. I'm not sure how I'll make it through the night... 🥵 (this is the correct use of this emoji btw)
This particular medley of fury and nausea is difficult to describe, but I will attempt to do so: I will never again write a line of @scala_lang. The language is, as far as I am concerned, thoroughly and irrevocably damned. Odersky et al. have presided over a travesty and now…
This particular medley of fury and nausea is difficult to describe, but I will attempt to do so: I will never again write a line of @scala_lang. The language is, as far as I am concerned, thoroughly and irrevocably damned. Odersky et al. have presided over a travesty and now…
i was never taught what laws there are

John A De Goes @jdegoes
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