6. FBI White Dude wants to say, "The Rules Are You Can't Do This To Me," but then realizes there are no rules with this guy, & they're alone
7. So FBI White Dude has to say something, anything to get out of that room. "Honest Loyalty. Sure. I gotta get up early kthxbye"
8. FBI White Dude goes back to his FBI fraternity and said, Pres White Dude just pulled some weird shit on me. Should I report him?
9. FBI White Dude thinks it over. It was all a little hazy. Maybe I should have been stronger. Will anyone believe me?
10. Finally FBI Frat consensus is, maybe Pres White Dude made a mistake. Let it go. Why ruin a promising future with a baseless accusation?
11. But FBI White Dude feels weird still. Doesn't understand why it happened to a white dude. Lordy! And the Pres White Dude keeps calling.
12. Pres White Dude asks his WH Frat to leave the room so he can be alone with FBI White Dude to make the ask again. And keeps calling.
13. Pres White Dude: "Come on! I'm hurting here! I got a cloud on me. I was loyal to you. You gonna leave me like this? Just the tip!"
14. At this point Pres White Dude doesn't even care about His White Dude friend Flynn or his bros in Russia. It's about conquest, the game.
But FBI White dude doesn't give it up. He begs to not be alone w/ Pres White Dude. Gets off the call like, "Sure, whatever, we're friends"
16. Pres White Dude then "breaks up" with FBI white dude, says he was a crazy skank anyway. A showboat. A nut job. Glad to be rid of him.
17. FBI White Dude is now like, WTF? You talk shit about me and my frat? Well, guess what. WHITE DUDE PROTECTION IS TURNED OFF.