kermi @hoedip

*leapfrogs over the haters* Joined August 2012

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kermi @hoedip

12 years ago

When grandma finds out you haven't eaten for the whole day & your parents walk through the door

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12 years ago

when bae uploads a new pic

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12 years ago

gurl u have $34,000 on ur fuckin wrist what more are you searching for in life

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12 years ago

2014: slutty 12 year olds 2016: slutty 10 year olds 2020: slutty 6 year olds 2025: slutty 3 year olds 2035: slutty fetuses

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12 years ago

When you're at a party with people you don't know and your friend disappear

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12 years ago

Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it

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13 years ago

mom: just wait in the car i'll only be 2 minutes me:

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13 years ago

Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

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13 years ago

when you go to the bathroom during a commercial break and then you hear the show come back on

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13 years ago

help

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13 years ago

I AM CRYING

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13 years ago

Crazy girlfriends be like

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13 years ago

sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found

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13 years ago

This lizard looks like he's just hatched a plan to take over the world

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13 years ago

E.T. think he slick huh... we kno that's u in a wig son

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13 years ago

When someone tries to flirt with bae

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13 years ago

when u see dat booty

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13 years ago

this nigga playing subway surfers

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13 years ago

that comment

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13 years ago

me if gas prices keep going up

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