Matt Hoffman @hoffmattman

London, Ontario Joined April 2018

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Matt Hoffman @hoffmattman

5 years ago

We need to start using bomb-defusing robots to open fruit cups without spilling the juice all over the place.

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Will Schwendimann @Schwendipity

7 years ago

First Coachella is cancelled and now Thanksgiving smh

The Spectator Index @spectatorindex

7 years ago

JUST IN: First coronavirus case in Turkey

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James @CaucasianJames

8 years ago

can u program a roomba to tuck u in

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Riley @RileyHooper97

8 years ago

How yall look defending your pyramid scheme on facebook

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MrBeast @MrBeast

8 years ago

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

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Chemistry at Western @westernuchem

8 years ago

The 2018-19 #chem4491 -Chemical Discovery and Scientific Communication- class post presentation and defence. Congratulations on an excellent year!

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Riley @RileyHooper97

8 years ago

Going on a hunger strike until I get my marks back @PresWesternU

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YSAC @Yousuckatcookin

8 years ago

If you are mid-dip in a guacamole bowl and someone is chip-hovering on the outer rim, wipe your chip on the back of their hand to teach them a tough but necessary lesson about dip crowding.