Lord Tachanka @hondrosx07
BS/MS in Meme Engineering Joined September 2010-
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I probably wouldn’t hate my job as much if I didn’t have a 40 minute drive to work. That’s a lot of time to think about my feelings 🤣
But then I hit the dagger from the logo….. #IceInMyVeins
Every morning I get humbled by wordle because I can’t think of 5 letter words on the spot 😭😭😭
Back to school time means kids waiting at their bus stop get to enjoy the look of existential dread on my face as I pass by.
The average speed on essentials only highways is 90 mph. Don’t ruin this for us non-essentials.
I had a dream last night that Kim Jong Un had a contingency plan that would relinquish the throne and supreme leader position to Dennis Rodman.
About to get my temp taken to get into work... I hope there’s a clause for people who run hot to be let in lol
I’m convinced that if this shit gets crazy than it already is, my family will be the first casualties, whether it be running out of food/water or just from us killing each other.
I love those speed limit signs that display a smiley face if you’re driving within 5 mph of the limit. I could’ve sworn it did a sad face when I drove past it... #MeTooBud
I thought we saw the light at the end of the tunnel... but the M3 is going back deep into the garage for another couple weeks.
The ultimate new car flex is leaving the plastic bag over the rear windshield wiper.
I’m pretty convinced I could commute to work with my eyes closed with a 5% margin of error. #WontTryItThough
be your own superhero
Contemplated lighting myself on fire at the gas station due to the cold.
Hillary is testing the mental fortitude of thousands this month with the strategic debut of her fans only account.
I would love to save money on gas by getting a better gas mileage car for work, but my heavy foot and a v6 says otherwise.
When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!
I’m pretty much convinced that I could close my eyes and navigate 495 to get to work since I’ve done it for 4 years.
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I might need to make a shirt out of this. Thoughts?
Tuesday isn’t so good!
MAPPA this looks like anything but bodily fluids…
“you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - mugshawtys admin
Jake finally fought KSI.
No days off. Keeping my reflexes sharp. Merry Christmas🎄 🎅🏼
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“Look, I don’t know why the Disney channel dude with the lisp wants to box the the 47-year-old guy who sounds like Mickey Mouse”
Hey @KendraLust come here a lil bit , how do you rate our boy?good performance?
The scene at the beginning of The Boys season 4 is the most vile thing these eyes have ever seen and that’s saying a lot
@hondrosx07 @fbodybarto @SamsClub Hasn’t shipped yet. I suggest calling Sam’s 1888 number.. because it only says “order placed” under qty: 1 .. once that changes to “on its way” your package has shipped. That’s what happened to me
@hondrosx07 @Fini_C @SamsClub That's what mine said, it never changed. I just called customer service a couple times just to make sure everything with the order was fine and they assured me it was. Don't worry, it'll come soon!!
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Tonight I saw the spaceship I helped build on top of the rocket in all its glory and let me tell you, she sure is beautiful. There are no words to describe the feeling of seeing something you’ve been passionate about your entire life come to fruition. Ad astra, #Starliner!
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