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Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact, does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses.
I killed Paul Allen. And I liked it.
That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.
I know my behavior can be... erratic sometimes.
But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
We talked on the phone all the time. Don't you recognize me? You're my lawyer.
Duct tape. I need it for .. taping something.
You're dating Luis, he's in Arizona. You're fucking me and we haven't made plans. What could you possibly be up to tonight?
I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over, us, this is no joke. I don't think we should see each other anymore.
Your compliment was sufficient, Luis.
That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.
Picked them up from the printer's yesterday.
When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
Kab @soulofkab
6K Followers 434 Following Apu Apustaja Nationalist | Proprietor of KabArts™ | Gamer CHIM™ enthusiast | Femboy Bukkake frontman | ZYN enjoyer | leader of Gamergate | War crime committer
Spencer Charnas 🖤�.. @Sp3ncerCharn4s
311 Followers 466 Following W̷h̷o̷ ̷c̷a̷r̷e̷s̷ ̷i̷f̷ ̷i̷t̷ ̷b̷l̷e̷e̷d̷s̷ ̷b̷e̷y̷o̷n̷d̷ ̷t̷h̷e̷ ̷s̷c̷r̷e̷e̷n̷?̷ (parody for Silver Scream persona, multiship) bg made by @angelwarrior444
Cmillisdumber @cmillisdumber
112 Followers 366 Following Yes, bruvs, it's me. X rugged me. I'm unrugged but this is backup. Shitposter. NFA. $peas #bean $ohm $ampl
throwaway?acct @throwawayacct17
0 Followers 641 Following
𝗣̸︭ׄ͟A𝐓 �.. @VERNUNFTMASKE
19 Followers 50 Following ɪ ⠀⠀ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ⠀⠀𝒎𝒚⠀⠀𝗺𝗮𝘀𝗸 ⠀⠀𝙤𝙛 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝗌𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗍𝗒⠀⠀𝐢𝐬⠀⠀𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 ⠀⠀t͟o͟⠀⠀𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐏 . ⠀⠀español/english.
ALL-Larissa Costa @Thasla975504
7 Followers 735 Following Se você quer ganhar dinheiro fácil,junte-se a All,ganhe mais de 200 por dia,se você estiver interessado,tome a iniciativa de conversar comigo em particular!
birdy_bird6 @Bird6Birdy80441
1 Followers 8 Following
Soph the performer�.. @D0GG1RL2
128 Followers 333 Following its me,,, soph,, hehe she/they, ⚠I AM 15 YEARS OLD I don't mind having older moots but gross people will be blocked. instantly⚠I stand with Palestine.
trishtrish ★🐞 #1.. @sknpnan
433 Followers 624 Following 1 baby 2 another says "we really get each other!" voted #1 jo & #2 sagi fan 2024! 🐰☔️🪼🐟🐞🍓 PFP BY @FUGOFREAK
stereosexuals pilled @cutnclap
369 Followers 818 Following game dev and artist 🎵 | en/jp ok! qrting art 🆗 penguin stuck in a girls body 🐧 matching with the worst ppl everr
azzie / johnny 🎬 c.. @OHARACORE
323 Followers 1K Following talk about talent! meet hollywood’s newest star! 🎬⚔️ @LYL4CORE 🫶 pfp by @uzugiyuu 🤎
𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖋.. @UNWANTEDNATURE
29 Followers 46 Following
me @iampatbateman22
20 Followers 50 Following
Lucifer !! @kn1v3s_c0m
286 Followers 479 Following Autistic system, we just change our theme whenever !! recovery?? maybe??
Girl Socko 🐢🦎 @username_b27
190 Followers 934 Following 🍑🥕🎡🎟⛄ • Fan account ❤️ • Elvis Presley // Evan Peters // Austin Butler // Bo Burnham •••❤️ • suggested: stay Inside ℹ️
symon 🍉 @SayThatAnswer
308 Followers 803 Following most iconic scott the woz fan | proship and nsfw dni | minor |
faustus🪳🤍 @necrolyzation
28 Followers 135 Following YOU TAUGHT THE DOG TO BITE. YOU ARE THE ONE TO BLAME. IT WAS ALL YOU! 🪐|🎰|🏆 @habitorrib priv 25yo ac @void_man__
beezahar ☃️🎅 @anilistsupport
10 Followers 1K Following
;) @ob0situl123
7 Followers 69 Following
𝗡𝟭 𝗗𝗔𝗗.. @ST0NEDL0SER
230 Followers 224 Following
ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ.. @SECRETOBSN
174 Followers 125 Following
Gerome LW ˗ˏˋ ✞ .. @glw_777
542 Followers 4K Following Hypocrite, Chief of sinners, Not proud of it. My reposts mirror my stances, unless it's just a meme.
Connor Marshall @ConnorMarshall
288 Followers 466 Following BCU policing student 📝Sandwell conservatives deputy chairman 🌳 Wednesbury south candidate 2024📩 Executive Administrator for Shaun Bailey MP💻
javis shuttlesworth @buenapersona567
292 Followers 673 Following pues que los blancos se ponen nombres como lenny y los negros se ponen nombres como carl
opmlvrrr @CityBoyIvan1
12 Followers 28 Following
Ian Payne @ItsIanPayne
185 Followers 311 Following “A small picture of reality. Like looking in the mirror and, for a second, seeing what everyone else sees: a bad caricature of a better man.”
(kind of ia) .ೃ࿐ @CRlMELORD
225 Followers 885 Following ｡･:*:･ﾟ★ YOU AND I GO ON A MOON TOUR ｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ — 24.
Kristina @TheVampireKris
9 Followers 40 Following Local Vampire - ♌️ - She/Her - I Love Video Games - systwt/didtwt
. 𝙳𝙴𝚂𝙲�.. @gruelingart
25 Followers 71 Following ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝒏𝒐 𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆 – 𖤠 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
𝐅 . 𝐑𝐄𝐍�.. @serialyuppie
436 Followers 443 Following ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
papiirs @papiiriitis
0 Followers 198 Following
sample @sampledestroyed
2 Followers 133 Following
&͟ 𝐒𝐌𝔸𝐑�.. @ironsguilt
868 Followers 812 Following ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ WE'RE 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 ON 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃 TIME ⠀ and if you don't put your 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 out there ⠀ on the line — you're never really l̲i̲ving ⠀ ⠀
Hoffman Enthusiast @Lou4567m
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