How To Be A Millionaire @how_to_million
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Cult Leader Isaac’s health continues to decline… i don’t know what will become of me if he should pass
Cult Leader Isaac’s health continues to decline… i don’t know what will become of me if he should pass
quick life update: I’m still culting it up and shunning material goods! But Cult Leader Isaac is very ill 🤒😢 and that fills our souls with sadness.
what’s this? something about high gas prices? I wouldn’t know anything about that because I’m in this awesome cult that only uses horse and buggy
oh, did your materialistic celebration of capitalism that you call “the holidays” happen? I wasn’t aware, because I’m still literally in a cult.
I’m still in a cult. Just despising capitalism.
How wrong I was. Being in a cult and denying myself all worldly pleasures has really opened mine eyes.
How wrong I was. Being in a cult and denying myself all worldly pleasures has really opened mine eyes.
Anybody have any suggestions of what to get your cult leader for his blessed birthday? All money and material possessions are abhorrent to him, so I’m drawing a blank.
I was so unhappy about money when I tweeted this👇 I don’t really believe in the whole “the Earth is actually one giant gallstone separated from the bowels of a great space beast” aspect of my new religion, but I do appreciate having learned about the evils of money and riches.
I was so unhappy about money when I tweeted this👇 I don’t really believe in the whole “the Earth is actually one giant gallstone separated from the bowels of a great space beast” aspect of my new religion, but I do appreciate having learned about the evils of money and riches.
The nicest thing about being in a “money is super evil and shall be shunned” cult is no taxes 🤷♂️🌝
The nicest thing about being in a “money is super evil and shall be shunned” cult is no taxes 🤷♂️🌝
This was me back in the day. Just naively believing in capitalism. Now Isaac has taught me how to forsake riches and also foods with trans fats.
This was me back in the day. Just naively believing in capitalism. Now Isaac has taught me how to forsake riches and also foods with trans fats.
Learning from my cult leader that paper money is most useful when used as toilet paper. Isaac is not wrong! Money is very soft and soothing, especially the dollar bills that have seen a lot of use and are worn down.
Isaac (leader of the cult I joined) has taught me that really all you need to live in the world without using money is loads and loads of twine! And you can make twine from human hair! This is why I’m growing my hair out.
Quick update for my followers: I have not started a cult, but I did JOIN a cult. First time I’ve been online in awhile because the compound has no internet and I just came into town to buy beans and twine. Tweeting from library. I will share evolving thoughts on capitalism soon.
Quick update for my followers: I have not started a cult, but I did JOIN a cult. First time I’ve been online in awhile because the compound has no internet and I just came into town to buy beans and twine. Tweeting from library. I will share evolving thoughts on capitalism soon.
Well turns out it was all a scam 😔 let that be a lesson to us all: don’t fill your ears with Preparation H because a robocaller told you to and don’t enter your banking information into websites that end in .ru
Well turns out it was all a scam 😔 let that be a lesson to us all: don’t fill your ears with Preparation H because a robocaller told you to and don’t enter your banking information into websites that end in .ru
Wait wait wait I did it! I’M A MILLIONAIRE!!! I was the sole participant in a class action lawsuit against manufacturers of Preparation H because I discovered filling your ears with hemorrhoid cream somehow gives you gonorrhea and the label said nothing, but I MADE IT! 💵🤑💰☺️😭
there’s no hope. none of you will ever be millionaires.
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