totally correct harry potter quotes @hp_incorrect
just things that harry potter characters would say if jkr wasn’t a bitch || @thorsodjnson dms open for requests :) Joined February 2018-
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remus: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium sirius: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
i had so many drafts of incorrect quotes saved but then i got a new phone so now i’ve accidentally lost them
harry: i started hogwarts with straight A's harry: and now i'm not even straight
regulus: punch me sirius: punch you? regulus: yes punch me in the face, didn't you hear me? sirius: i always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking but it's usually subtext
"i'm not going to sit here and listen to you accuse me of things i clearly did." -peter pettigrew, in the prisoner of azkaban
@remjIupin you got me there
@remjIupin kshsksjjdkdjs it’s because i thought people in the marauders era would probably refer to him as severus because he wasn’t a teacher yet so there was no need for snape
neville: ron once told me to stand up for myself neville: so i stood up against voldemort neville: go big or go home
ron: i’m having a midlife crisis hermione: you’re 16 ron: okay, but i could like die at 32
harry: is that ok with you? draco, in a bitter, petty voice, filled with anger and rage: peachy
severus: what is wrong with you?! sirius: off the top of my head? i'd say lack of parental affection, depression and history of magic
big shoutout to @mcurealityshow for this idea, all the love to them because they’re great
— harry potter reality show; an award winning thread
also let me know if you want me to make a reality tv show au thread because i stan mcu and i love the one they do
ginny: i’m a lesbian harry: ...i thought you were british
hermione: is it ok if i swear? harry: sure hermione: f- hermione: i'm nervous
dean: don't break somebody's heart, they only have one ginny: yeah break their bones they have 260 of them
hermione: do you have anymore bad ideas? ron: ron: just like two more...
peter: thank you for agreeing to see me. voldemort: i didn’t. you just walked in here and started talking. peter: i don’t have time for a history lesson.
james: [loses lily in a crowd] james: ok i got this lily: NO YOU DON'T james: found her
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