hpcjoe 🐕 🥋🔭 @hpcjoe
HPC + AI ing all things. SciFi author (latest https://t.co/hq9LU5mzkU ), Dad human and doggo, Sensei Ishinryu, PhD physicist, entrepreneur, sous chef/baker scalability.org Sol Joined March 2009-
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