HTML RULEZ D00D @htmlrulezd00d69

Don Key Dicc, Calabasas Joined December 2011

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4 months ago

I wanna get skinny enough to be able to accurately cosplay 2D from Gorillaz for Halloween

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6 months ago

Saw the Minecraft movie. Why is nobody talking about how scary the enderman looked dude I'm gonna have nightmares i hate those fuckers so much

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6 months ago

Who wants to start a System Of A Down cover band, I call vocals

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7 months ago

I used to have a coworker named Jory and I used to call him JoryHole. He quit outta nowhere one day and we haven't heard from him since. Come back, JoryHole 😭

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7 months ago

Anybody who still uses the term "twerking" needs to just go straight to hell

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7 months ago

Awww i forgot your titties deflate when you lose weight fml

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7 months ago

I love when people ask me how I lost weight after having kids. My answer? Run off 3 hours of sleep every day, over schedule yourself, stress yourself out to the point where you have no appetite, and work full time on top of that 🥰 good luck finding my waist this summer

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7 months ago

Congrats, @LoveisBlindShow, you have officially created a season WORSE than season 5

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8 months ago

Idk, all jokes aside, Kanye is purposely trying to piss everyone off, and once again, everyone falls for it every fucking time. He's just gonna keep doing this until yall just stop giving him the attention lol like it's serious but it's really not, it's fucking Kanye lol

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8 months ago

Yeydolf Yitler is fucking hilarious, bros a menace

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8 months ago

The pre work anxiety is the fucking worst lmao I don't wanna be here

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8 months ago

I'll always have a special place in my heart for Chester and the OG Linkin Park. But I really have to admit, their new vocalist ain't bad.

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8 months ago

Got fitted for a bra for the first time in my life and I NEVER expected for them to tell me I'm a fuckin DDD like there's no fuckin way

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9 months ago

Literally wanna get an onlyfans just so i don't have to deal with people irl anymore I swear to god customer service will make you hate human interaction entirely

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9 months ago

"Please tell us why you want to work with here" cause I need a fucking job what more do you want from me are you fucking hiring or not

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9 months ago

Having to wake up at 3 AM after sleeping in freshly washed sheets is brutal

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10 months ago

I told my 8 year old "thank you for being good and patient at the store bud" and he was like "you know that meme? Just a chill guy? That's what I was trying to be"