Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

I promise, I'm just as weird in person. instagram.com/hew_hoff Findlay, OH Joined April 2012

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

5 years ago

Lily - Watercolor marker and Prismacolor #findlayohio #coloredpencil #pencilart #pencildrawing #markerdrawing #ohioart #art instagram.com/p/CTsxv02JYhG/…

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

5 years ago

@bbymillennial @JustinTHoffman My schedule is a little overwhelming, but if it's something I feel like I can get done I'm willing to do some commissions work right now. I charge $25/hr for my work.

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

6 years ago

@JustinTHoffman The world can be wrong about what is the best way

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Sorry buddy, I see you trying, but it's too late now, I already took her. Turns out all I had to do was care about her as a human being, the rest was just letting you be who you are until she realized what she had vs what she could have.

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

7 years ago

@avglorioso That might have been how most of us were raised, but fuck the norm, be a human, not a man. We all have emotions, so you either show them or bottle them until you break, and trust me breaking is far worse than bearing your soul for a moment.

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

7 years ago

I don't think I could count the number of times I've been asked the question "You could have any girl you want, why did you choose me?" To this day I've only ever known the answer once, and I'm so glad it was this time.

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

7 years ago

Even better days have followed. I know it's probably too soon to make assumptions about the future, but right now, at what should have been my lowest, I've never been more content, happier, more joyous then I am now.

Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

7 years ago

You wouldn't know it from the half dead look of exhaustion on my face, but today has been one of the most enjoyable days I've had years, I could use more days like today.

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

7 years ago

Trying to turn last night into every day for the rest of my life if I can

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

7 years ago

Real ouche bro, heard your girl caught the feels for another guy

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

7 years ago

It's been a minute since I've been hit by a car, getting sideswiped by one definitely got the adrenaline going, and honestly it's just making me miss being an MMA fighter more than I already have been.

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

7 years ago

I learned two good lessons today: 1). Punching metal hurts more than punching faces 2). Drivers are more concerned about you punching their car than them hitting you with their car, and they will get angry and call your boss when you put a dent in their car as they run stop signs

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

7 years ago

I stopped a car with my fist today, and I feel like I should brag about that, the downside is that it only sounds cool when I phrase it like that. The car stopped because I punched it, but in no way could I have applied enough force to actually stop it with my fist

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

7 years ago

I wish my friends weren't always asleep, I'm happy and want to share it with them, but apparently me not sleeping means even when things are good I'm still alone most of the time.

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

7 years ago

I feel like I did something good today, I wasn't trying to, I'm glad I did, but I honestly accidentally did it by just being tired and doing what comes naturally. I was accidentally a good person, and I'm okay with that.

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

7 years ago

You wouldn't know it from the half dead look of exhaustion on my face, but today has been one of the most enjoyable days I've had years, I could use more days like today.

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Miss Quinn, M.Ed @ELA_MissQuinn

7 years ago

Happy Banned Books Week! Stick it to the man and read a good book about witchcraft or something!

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Hew Hoffman @huge_hoff

7 years ago

This might be the most invested I've ever been in stealing someone's girlfriend, to be fair (to be faaair) this is also the only time I'd actually want to date said girlfriend I'm stealing, and also the one most deserving of my interference in their relationship.