wasko @hwaskowitz

hebrew school dropout Joined April 2014

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wasko @hwaskowitz

3 years ago

you can definitely shake ass to any fiona apple song some of you guys are just cowards

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Dear Netflix, i would like to be considered as a sound effect subtitle writer for the next season of stranger things. here is a work sample: [damp scratching] [kraken-esque whomp] [macaroni squelch] [a cry that could only come from a man with no soul] [calcified slurp]

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vince @vincestaples

3 years ago

Since we on the subject of Jewish people pastrami good as hell. Y’all went crazy on that one. Thank you.

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wasko @hwaskowitz

3 years ago

otr on bengals game day clears out faster than machane yehuda on erev shabbos

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wasko @hwaskowitz

3 years ago

gnomeo and juliet’s cultural renaissance is right around the corner i just know it

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Rhiannon @AywaRhiannon

3 years ago

Police put a woman in a car. And left it on the train tracks. And a train hit the car. Do police officers need to be taught about trains? What training fixes utter disregard for human life? What will another million from the city budget do to rectify this? Why do we trust them?

The Kansas City Star @KCStar

3 years ago

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wasko @hwaskowitz

3 years ago

life is just a loose collection of moments of eating egg drop soup and of waiting to eat egg drop soup

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wasko @hwaskowitz

3 years ago

making your doctor sigh and shake their head during your appointment is like the chronic illness version of making your therapist laugh

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wasko @hwaskowitz

3 years ago

and did you know the liberty bell is a replica silently housed in its original walls

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Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle

3 years ago

every midwestern person i meet loves telling me about an amazing food place they grew up w/ and it always has a name like “clurmpees”

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wasko @hwaskowitz

3 years ago

i wish i was a tiny piece of cheese and a rat was carrying me around with its little hands. that would be nice i think. the rat wouldn’t eat me though i’d be like its comfort cheese piece.

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Saeed Jones @theferocity

3 years ago

Last night here in Columbus, Ohio, cops shot and killed Donovan Lewis while he was in bed. Released bodycam footage shows them shooting the 20-year-old within one second of entering the room. But yeah, I’m sure, funding is the issue.

CBS News @CBSNews

3 years ago

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wasko @hwaskowitz

3 years ago

do you think they’ll let me do the kubrick stare for my license photo or

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wasko @hwaskowitz

3 years ago

playing uno to microdose being filled with unbridled rage toward my fellow man

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Sharyn Blum @sleepyknave

3 years ago

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